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Post by Rascarin on Mar 30, 2009 12:30:56 GMT 1
"Wait..." Liara asked, horrified. "You're telling me Cloud is supposed to be a man? I always thought she... he... looked like a woman!"
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 30, 2009 12:36:45 GMT 1
Everyone on the Normandy groaned while Joker sighed, "Well, my BS masculine detector right all along."
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Post by Hodster on Mar 30, 2009 19:39:37 GMT 1
Admiral Hackett gave a little cough and said "Well I'm still here even though everbody ignored me after Mr. Saren here just butted in but I've been listening and this is getting to... odd for me so I'm just going to give you the choices which is either attack Saren and return to the 3D universe or you can stop the laundry AI from staining all my cloths."
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Elimyx
Serviceman 3rd Class
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Post by Elimyx on Mar 31, 2009 7:52:23 GMT 1
Shepard pointed in a random direction. "I pick.....Door number three!"
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Post by Rascarin on Mar 31, 2009 12:14:48 GMT 1
"The Scary Door!?" Kaidan cried in alarm from behind his wall.
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Post by Mister Buch on Mar 31, 2009 13:24:51 GMT 1
"No!" Saren screamed, losing his composure for a moment, "Take what's in the box!"
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 31, 2009 13:36:39 GMT 1
But it's too late, Shepard opened the scary door that just pop onto the bridge of the Normandy and...
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Post by Mister Buch on Mar 31, 2009 15:12:41 GMT 1
... something absoluely HILARIOUS happenned.
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Post by Rascarin on Mar 31, 2009 19:00:36 GMT 1
Ambassador Udina came through the door, thoroughly naked, and dancing with wild abandon.
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Post by Mister Buch on Mar 31, 2009 19:15:50 GMT 1
"Conga!" he shouted, and one member of the crew found it impossible not to take him up on his naked, drunken offer.
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Post by Hodster on Mar 31, 2009 19:52:05 GMT 1
As the beats came on Saren began to weep, many of the crew members cringed at the sight, Garrus started to get into the beat himself, Liara actually began eyeing Ambassador Udina and Kaidan for some reason wished his pants was down again.
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 1, 2009 0:25:42 GMT 1
As she stared at the 16-bit scene; Pac-man still running about her Galaxy Map, Saren wielding his sword, Liara blushing, Udina and Wrex dancing around naked with an enthusiastic "Hey!" and a terrifying sideways-kick every few seconds, and worst of all Kaidan beginning to loosen his fly... Shepard felt that she was having an odd day.
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Post by Hodster on Apr 1, 2009 0:38:55 GMT 1
As Shepard shook her head one of the doors to the second level slide open and out came striding Anderson in full combat gear.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Apr 1, 2009 0:56:23 GMT 1
Shepard shook her head, "I've shouldn't been sober when this happened."
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Post by Knightfall on Apr 1, 2009 6:19:07 GMT 1
With shotgun in hand, and shields charged to their max, Captain Anderson stood before the crew with a cigar in his teeth and grunted, in true action hero form, "All ashore that's going ashore."
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