Mr. Glow: My game addiction's gotten so bad I just gave a guy head for Mark of Kri.
Sept 25, 2019 14:30:34 GMT 1
Cali: My favorite kind of baby boomers are the ones who think the Crack Epidemic is still going on and crackheads comprise a semi-organized paramilitary force of heavily armed neer-do wells.
Sept 25, 2019 22:15:08 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Was watching Batman Begins and was very disappointed I had misremembered it and there is no scene where gangsters microwave Katie Holmes boss.
Oct 1, 2019 0:44:11 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Mel Gipson in "We Were Gamers"'
Oct 4, 2019 13:15:04 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Uday on UPlay: Devil's Double Plays Devil's Third
Oct 7, 2019 23:44:12 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Dragon Age is the Eddie Murphy of video game franchises when you think about it.
Oct 18, 2019 4:00:25 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Obviously Inquisiton is Dreamgirls, The flickering pr9mise of DA4 is Dolemite Is My Name.
Oct 18, 2019 22:35:05 GMT 1
Cali: I did get a fuckton of Mulan vibes in DA2
Oct 19, 2019 1:00:43 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Any Human Shart
Oct 26, 2019 0:45:09 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Must... get to... Edge Nut City... Stop the Homo Demons!
Nov 9, 2019 9:50:47 GMT 1
Cali: I really wish you'd stop talking about Mass Effect, Glow. That shit is hella dead to me.
Nov 20, 2019 21:03:32 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: I'm totally gonna, when somebody else makes a blockbuster sci-fi epic in RPG form, with great writing and a vibrant setting. That's also as or more engrossing than the one I first played when I was 14.
Nov 20, 2019 22:32:43 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Calender Man: Crappy Halloween, Batman! *farts in Dark Knight's face*
Dec 9, 2019 23:31:05 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: GONNA TEAR YOUR ASS UP, LAN DI!
Dec 10, 2019 13:28:58 GMT 1
Cali: Gonna rob a low stakes bridge game at a retirement home, carrying an FN Five-SeveN and dressed in a guy fawkes mask and wearing clown shoes.
Dec 11, 2019 19:19:00 GMT 1
Cali: After taking around $17.29 in cash I shout "SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE" and fire my pistol in the air, giving away my position to the SWAT sniper before he airs out my dome.
Dec 11, 2019 19:20:41 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Well, guess it's time to become a ronin, spend the next 5 years wandering the EU, righting wrongs, fighting crime and nailing beefcakes.
Dec 12, 2019 23:58:00 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Watchmen fans to Damon Lindelof: They said you took something that belonged to them, and man, they're gonna kick your white ass...
Dec 27, 2019 4:30:11 GMT 1