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Post by wrathofdagon on Mar 29, 2009 21:13:03 GMT 1
"Too bad Jenkins is already dead, but we can send the next best thing, Kaiden" Liara suggests helpfully.
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Post by Mister Buch on Mar 29, 2009 22:33:54 GMT 1
Nodding agreement, Shepard said, "Yeah, he's like the pantless Jenkins."
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Post by Hodster on Mar 29, 2009 22:51:46 GMT 1
"Wait one second," Kaidan says finally deciding to pull his pants up "are you suggesting that we're going to send me with a nuke somewhere to blow up the extranet?"
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Post by Mister Buch on Mar 29, 2009 23:09:45 GMT 1
Nobody answered poor Kaidan, as suddenly they all lost interest in him.
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Post by Rascarin on Mar 30, 2009 0:25:38 GMT 1
Suddenly, Saren's holographic image appeared in place of the galaxy map, "In this 16-bit universe, you are powerless to stop me; you may have Mario, but I have CATS! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"
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Post by Mister Buch on Mar 30, 2009 0:59:30 GMT 1
Shepard made a fist and yelled, "WHAT YOU SAY!!"
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 30, 2009 1:00:43 GMT 1
"All your bases belong to us? Sounds like broken engrish to me," Joker tried to contain his laughter as he continued, "Didn't know you're into games that has guys with big floppy hair, questionable sexuality and a big obsession with big swords. So tell me Saren: do you share the same obsession with zippers like Tetsuya Nomura?"
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Post by Hodster on Mar 30, 2009 2:42:35 GMT 1
At Saren's evil base Saren turns away from the screen and looks into his closet and sees a newly made outfit with lots of belts and zippers on it and right underneath on the floor is a BIG ass sword.
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Post by Knightfall on Mar 30, 2009 3:07:49 GMT 1
Garrus widens his stance, grits his teeth, whips his arm outward triumphantly towards Saren with a determined look across his face and says, "Exactly."
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 30, 2009 3:14:05 GMT 1
"I have a big sword, what are you going to do about it?" Saren gave a snide reply to the puny inhabitants of the Normandy as he tried to make a heroic pose with the sword in front of the camera.
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Post by Hodster on Mar 30, 2009 3:25:22 GMT 1
"I'll tell you what I'm going to do" calmly saying Wrex who's getting closer to the galactic map "I'm going to blast my way into your stronghold kill all your little friends and then kick your puny turian ass until even you feel the genophage."
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 30, 2009 3:30:28 GMT 1
"I'm second to motion that, Wrex." Shepard nodded approvingly as she pulled out a baseball bat and tapped it on her palm as she glared at the map, "Remember this Saren! Grass grows, birds fly and buddy, I'll will hurt you!"
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Post by wrathofdagon on Mar 30, 2009 4:18:53 GMT 1
Saren looked contemptuously out of the hologram, twirling his long moustache: "Well, aren't you a bunch of tough guys! Hey, Wrex, Canderous called, he wants his scowl back!"
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 30, 2009 10:32:56 GMT 1
Shepard gave Saren a mocking smirk as she lean closer to the Map, "Oh Saren, I think Cloud Strife calls you. You know that berserker sword you're holding? He demands it to hand it back to him before he infrutrates your base as a crossdresser."
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Post by Hodster on Mar 30, 2009 12:00:10 GMT 1
"Cloud Strife, HAHAHAHAHA, I invited him over for dinner, got his autograph, then I indoctrinated him and then I cut all his hair off and made this wig with his hair Mahahahahahahahaha" Saren then pulls out this blond spiky wig and puts it on.
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