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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Apr 19, 2009 15:29:47 GMT 1
She decided to strip and run away instead. (Oh dear, I'm first on page 13... this is a bad omen )
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caveman
Serviceman 3rd Class
"A Volus and an Asarai are walking in a Krogan's bar"
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Post by caveman on Apr 19, 2009 17:02:14 GMT 1
As she was running, she slipped on a banana and went RAGE killing the banana with furious power.
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Post by Rascarin on Apr 19, 2009 17:47:33 GMT 1
The dead banana fell into the black hole, but the black hole was severely allergic to bananas and KAPLODED, spraying white-hot supernova all over anyone who was still alive.
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Post by Hodster on Apr 19, 2009 19:51:27 GMT 1
Nihlus, since he's a ghost, just sat there and watched and said to Shepard and anyone still alive "Well I guess I'll be seeing all you guys soon, so I'm going to get Jenkins and just wait for you guys since I don't know what to do."
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 19, 2009 19:58:01 GMT 1
"And remember, Shepard... the singularity will be with you. Always."
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Post by Rascarin on Apr 19, 2009 20:03:11 GMT 1
"Wrex? WREX!?" Cried the Requisitions Officer in despair, "Wrex, Wrex, please... it's... hold me..."
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 19, 2009 21:19:08 GMT 1
"Truly," Shepard choked between heavy, unswet tears, "Truly this adventure has been both humourous and tragic."
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Post by Rascarin on Apr 19, 2009 21:31:57 GMT 1
"Friends applaud, the comedy is finished..." She sighed, breathing her last, eyes fluttering closed and finally, becoming still.
(And a cookie to whoever knows where those last words come from)
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 19, 2009 21:40:02 GMT 1
As the scene returned to its original, 3D (if texture-popping) state, Admiral Hackett's voice rang through Shepard's helmet, asking tiredly, "So... are you guys going to pick up my laundry, or what?"
The End
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