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Post by Hodster on Mar 27, 2009 23:18:38 GMT 1
Presley getting more frantic by the minute shouts out "GHOSTS, CODES, PILLS THAT LOOK LIKE PLANETS AND PANTSLESS MEN, WHEN WILL IT END?"
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Post by wrathofdagon on Mar 28, 2009 4:58:05 GMT 1
"I can shut him up!" Shepard's right hook catches Presley squarely on the jaw.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 28, 2009 8:23:10 GMT 1
Then Joker realised something much to his dismay, "Uhhh Commander. I've just realised that we're not longer in high definition 3D space. We're now stuck in a 16- bit universe."
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Post by Mister Buch on Mar 28, 2009 12:27:24 GMT 1
"My God..." Tali moaned. "And we thought we had it bad with the texture popping problem!"
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 28, 2009 12:49:18 GMT 1
Shepard gasped in horror, "Dear lord, the white blobs are nothing but a sad pathetic representation of stars... what the hell?!? My body is becoming a short, pixelated humanoid that is less threatening... oh no! I can only move in 8 directions! how I'm going to strife?"
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Post by Hodster on Mar 28, 2009 18:29:06 GMT 1
"Commander," announced Joker "it seems that Admiral Hackett wants to speak with you."
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Post by wrathofdagon on Mar 28, 2009 20:37:44 GMT 1
"Let me guess, Cerberus has taken over his favorite underground base laundromat, and he needs me to go pick up his laundry."
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Post by Rascarin on Mar 29, 2009 1:56:41 GMT 1
"Worse than that; it appears one of the tumble dryers has evolved its own AI and has distributed a gazillion rocket drones into the area," Joker said.
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Post by Mister Buch on Mar 29, 2009 2:02:35 GMT 1
Admiral Hackett's dry, gravel voice filled the room, sounding apologetic.
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Post by Hodster on Mar 29, 2009 2:35:54 GMT 1
"Yes your the only one who can do this Shepard because no one else knows how to fight in a 16-bit universe," came Admiral Hackett's reply.
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Post by Mister Buch on Mar 29, 2009 2:43:14 GMT 1
"Those rockets have little faces on them," he went on. "We already sent in Super Mario, but they were too much for him."
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Post by Knightfall on Mar 29, 2009 3:50:56 GMT 1
"Mario is simple, and so is this problem," Shepard said, pushing Kaidan's revealing figure back behind a chest-high wall. "We have to nuke the extranet..."
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 29, 2009 5:07:15 GMT 1
"... and take us back to the 3D universe!" Wrex growled in anger.
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Post by Rascarin on Mar 29, 2009 14:11:45 GMT 1
"We have to be on the lookout for Saren and his cohort, Dr Robotnik; they'll be trying to destroy the 3D universe with their Black (plot)Hole!" Warned Liara.
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Post by Hodster on Mar 29, 2009 20:05:55 GMT 1
"Wait, but the extranet is where I get all my asari por..." stutters Garrus but he quickly recovers and says "I can't live without ex-c-secandlovingit.com I'm addicted to it."
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