|
Post by Tillian Panthesis on Apr 1, 2009 16:38:45 GMT 1
"With all due respect sir," Shepard gave Anderson a wary look, as she pointed at the metallic sign that hangs over the wall, "You can't smoke on the Normandy due to safety procedures... or lack there of..."
|
|
|
Post by Mister Buch on Apr 1, 2009 17:36:24 GMT 1
Just as Shepard felt she could take no more, Saren grinned and returned everything back from its 16-bit world. She watched as he put away his sword and Anderson and Udiana left via the Scary Door, which vanished behind them. Before vanishing, the red, turian hologram winked and said...
April Fool!
|
|
|
Post by Hodster on Apr 1, 2009 20:20:43 GMT 1
The 16-bit world returned and every body groaned and somehow Anderson came back through that same door to the second level of the ship and said to Shepard "Shepard are you ready for this and don't worry I'm a expert in metal slug combat."
|
|
Elimyx
Serviceman 3rd Class
Posts: 22
|
Post by Elimyx on Apr 1, 2009 22:07:54 GMT 1
Suddenly, Kaidan sprinted past completely naked and whooping.
|
|
|
Post by Mister Buch on Apr 1, 2009 22:36:09 GMT 1
"Anyone can fight metal slugs," said Wrex when Kaidan was done. "It's the metal snails that are the real buggers."
|
|
|
Post by Hodster on Apr 2, 2009 1:08:55 GMT 1
Anderson trying hard to ignore the wild naked man looked at Wrex in a new light and said "So you are familiar with this 16-bit world fighting technique, good we'll need that skill for the coming battle."
|
|
|
Post by Rascarin on Apr 2, 2009 2:14:37 GMT 1
"Rambling double-speak aside," Shepard interjected, "Did anybody put a timer on the oven? That pie should be done by now."
|
|
|
Post by Tillian Panthesis on Apr 2, 2009 12:09:50 GMT 1
Then Ashley appeared before them as she traveled all the way from the basement, "Ummm... Shepard, about your pie... It came to life as Ms. Pac Man."
|
|
|
Post by Rascarin on Apr 2, 2009 12:25:52 GMT 1
Shepard fell to her knees and gave out a long, despair-filled, Vader-esque "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
|
|
|
Post by Hodster on Apr 2, 2009 20:30:05 GMT 1
Engineer Adams came on the speaker sounding afraid, very afraid, "Commander Ms. Pac Man is destroying every thing, she ate the weapons, took a bite out of the Mako and she jumped on several of my engineers, we're are trying to stop her from getting into the engin room."
|
|
|
Post by Rascarin on Apr 2, 2009 20:39:38 GMT 1
"Is Tali down there?" Shepard asked. "See if you can't get her to bore the creature to death."
|
|
Elimyx
Serviceman 3rd Class
Posts: 22
|
Post by Elimyx on Apr 3, 2009 8:31:05 GMT 1
Tali raised one hand from where she was standing behind Shepard. "I'm standing right here you know Shepard."
|
|
|
Post by Tillian Panthesis on Apr 3, 2009 9:24:00 GMT 1
Shepard sighed, "Well the next best thing to send Kaidan down there to deal with Ms. Pac Man since he's the closest to Jenkins"
|
|
|
Post by Hodster on Apr 3, 2009 11:56:10 GMT 1
"But he's running around like a wild naked man right now, I don't know if we can settle him down" Ashley put in while watching Kaidan running around Garrus.
|
|
|
Post by Tillian Panthesis on Apr 3, 2009 12:16:59 GMT 1
"We have Wrex and Anderson to help out shoving Kaidan down to the basement," Shepard looked back at the krogan and her ex-CO.
|
|