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Post by Rascarin on Apr 3, 2009 12:28:13 GMT 1
"Shepard." Wrex said, nodding once slowly, before grabbing Kaidan by the back of the neck.
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 4, 2009 1:18:24 GMT 1
Wrex hurled Kaidan into the elevator, throwing Anderson in behind him, and stopping himself before almost manhandling Udina.
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Post by Hodster on Apr 4, 2009 3:04:33 GMT 1
Quickly Anderson ran back up and said "Before I go down and face the bow wearing demon," he runs up and punches Udina out, "wish me luck" he pulls out his shotgun and throws himself back down.
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 4, 2009 12:39:48 GMT 1
Five minutes later, Anderson and Kaidan returned from the elevator, transparent and fleeing for their lives.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Apr 4, 2009 14:14:39 GMT 1
Shepard then grunted in an unsatisfactory manner, "Frak this, I'm going in!" She grab the shotgun off Anderson, punched Udina in the nose for good luck and rushed into the elevator.
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Post by Rascarin on Apr 4, 2009 19:45:10 GMT 1
Udina proceeded to weep like a child over his broken nose.
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Post by Hodster on Apr 4, 2009 19:49:58 GMT 1
Ashley rushed into the elevator with Shepard with assault rifle in hand and the elevator began its slow... oh so slow descent and when the door finally opened they found something much worse then Ms. Pac Man.
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Elimyx
Serviceman 3rd Class
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Post by Elimyx on Apr 4, 2009 21:18:16 GMT 1
They found that, thanks to the radiation from the Drive Core, she had mutated into a group of the most dreaded things alive: Telletubbies.
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Post by Rascarin on Apr 5, 2009 2:25:58 GMT 1
"Oh, god," Ashley swore, suppressing the urge to vomit. "At least... at least they aren't BooBahs..."
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 5, 2009 14:21:53 GMT 1
"Alright," Shepard growled, readying her assault rifle and aiming for Laa Laa's yellow head, "This chick is tubby TOAST!"
(Wow. I just read this thread for the 666th time. That's scary...)
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Post by Rascarin on Apr 5, 2009 14:41:24 GMT 1
Jumping on the band-wagon, Ashley added; "Yeah, time for Tubby bye-bye!"
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 5, 2009 15:47:15 GMT 1
After Wrex tried hard to come up with a third funny line (naughty noo noo?) the slaughter began. Felt, television parts, head apendages and blood soon littered the floor.
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Post by Rascarin on Apr 5, 2009 16:32:49 GMT 1
After the initial slaughter, a dread voice rose up from the darkness at the far end of the room, striking terror into the hearts of all that heard it, saying "I'm the bear, I'm the bear... with brown, fuzzy hair..."
(Obscure Teletubbies reference ftw)
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 5, 2009 17:14:44 GMT 1
Upon closer inspection, the marines were shocked to discover that the bear was Bungle from Rainbow!
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Post by Hodster on Apr 5, 2009 19:54:17 GMT 1
"Oh God, I can't take this cute 16-bit world" the requisitions officer yelled who searched through his stocks and found a shiny pistole and pointed it at his head.
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