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Post by Mr. Glow on Feb 27, 2019 13:43:55 GMT 1
I want a LA-Noire type game but with True Detective and Breath of the Wild as influences.
Massive open-world full of backwoods, crime scenes and people of interest to interact with, but it's a lot more freeform than LA Noire was and you've gotta piece things together for yourself which can lead you to find weird shit like that school full of devil traps Rust Cohle found. (maybe some inspiration from the insane sort of stuff you can find off the beaten path in Rockstar games)
And instead of party banter, you get True Detective-style car conversations with your partner.
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Post by Cali on Feb 28, 2019 2:29:01 GMT 1
Bless your soul, Glow.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 13, 2019 0:19:48 GMT 1
Hope I live to a ripe old age so I can play an Assassin's Creed game where the animus segments are set in Trump's America.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Mar 13, 2019 13:48:21 GMT 1
"Grandpa, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you playing with the kids video game. You got so excited yesterday with those stabbing movements, I was worried about your heart!"
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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 27, 2019 11:07:19 GMT 1
Mafia 3 but it's about being gay, not race.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 29, 2019 1:58:21 GMT 1
I want an Assassin's Creed game set in the golden age of Hollywood. Your character, in between stabbing the bads, puts his survivability and agility to work as a stuntman and performer for the flicker shows. There would totally be a finisher where you get a Templar (this time masquerading as a studio tough) to run at you, only for you to do a Make 'Em Laugh-style wallrun, land behind them and skewer them with your hidden blades. Also we need to return to America because we never learned how Pepsi vs. Coke fits into the whole Assassins vs. Templars thing.
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Post by Cali on Apr 23, 2019 19:14:40 GMT 1
Far Cry 6 should feature some type of highly immature villain with a disgustingly juvenile sense of humor.
Basically the protagonist gets captured, and instead of tied to a chair, he’s tied or pinned to the ground, and semi conscious. When he opens his eyes, he sees the villain’s ass, and a huge turd being squeezed out onto his face. The protagonist screams as he just got steamed, and it turns into a revenge plot as a result.
As a really cool allegory by the smart, gifted writers at Ubisoft they should make the villain and protagonist Lutheran and catholic or something to symbolize the tensions that still prevail in modern Christianity, and do nothing with it.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Apr 23, 2019 21:52:13 GMT 1
Meh. I see that image and I'm not playing that game anymore.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Apr 23, 2019 23:20:07 GMT 1
Meh. I see that image and I'm not playing that game anymore. If Far Cry has taught us anything, turning the game off after only ten mins somehow makes you the better man/morally superior.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Apr 29, 2019 22:38:00 GMT 1
Would anyone else play a Peace Walker-style game where you play as a Disney-backed paramilitary junta who go on globetrotting missions to destroy spoilery materials (and those who disseminate said materials) that could expose plot details of their upcoming entertainment products?
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Post by Cali on Apr 30, 2019 16:42:50 GMT 1
“You have unlocked: Bob Chipman”
S Rank in saying eugenics should apply to people who don’t like pop culture.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 6, 2019 13:08:03 GMT 1
The Lat of Us 2 should have a part where you can watch a film while in camp, like that part in The Darkness where you could watch To Kill a Mockingbird in it's entirety. Except the movie should be Gladiator, because that movie fucking owns.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 6, 2019 19:29:06 GMT 1
Would love to see a game focused solely on the most "lit" part of Mount and Blade... Taking hostages and ransoming them off.
Prospective title: 'Napper Valley.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 21, 2019 0:12:19 GMT 1
Wanna see an RPG that has not a Job System, but a Jon System.
As in, you pick which facet of Kit Harrington's bland performance you want your character to embody.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 4, 2019 11:03:35 GMT 1
I wanna be like Jason Schrier when I grow up.
A real alpha who has the entire gaming industry quaking in fear at his deadly accurate leaks.
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