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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 29, 2018 0:08:57 GMT 1
The Mass Effect remake should have an alternate way of getting your Spectre status where instead of recruiting Garrus or getting Tali's evidence, you just pay the Shadow Broker to beat Shepard up and pin it on Saren, Scorpio Killer-style.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Apr 4, 2018 14:36:24 GMT 1
A new, unexplored type realm that offeeds boundless opportunity, and outsized idealogues who won't stop going on about their beliefs systems.
Far Cry 6 should totally be set on the internet.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Apr 11, 2018 10:06:57 GMT 1
You know how games like Inquisition, Pillars and Mount and Blade had a mechanic where you could take defeated enemies as prisoners, sometimes punishing them later?
I'd love to see an evolution of this, where you can force your foes to appear on an ersatz version of The Jerry Springer show.
Even the antivillains like Alexius from Inquisition, who was only trying to save his son.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Apr 12, 2018 21:54:04 GMT 1
I'd also like to see a video game adaptation of my favourite show: "Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!"
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Post by Mr. Glow on Apr 17, 2018 17:54:02 GMT 1
I would actually find GoW PS4 more interesting if it was set in modern times.
Like Kratos fears his son's inherited his dark rage not because he's stabbing a dead monster, but because he sees him leaving toxic comments on an Ocean's 8 trailer, or liking the "Rey is a Mary Sue" video.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Apr 19, 2018 0:03:23 GMT 1
A game where people who want to acquire the property send you into a beloved Art-Deco style cinema where you drive away the clientele by constantly shitting in sinks or popcorn buckets while the staff aren't looking.
I reckon I'd call it Saturday Shite at the Movies.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Apr 19, 2018 17:29:39 GMT 1
I want an X-Files game where if you score a triple kill, Mulder screams "I'm XXX, bitch. Triple X-rated!"
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 3, 2018 3:02:14 GMT 1
A 20-hour plus AAA game based off that scene from Signs where Joaquim Phoenix watches the Brazilian birthday party.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 8, 2018 0:12:33 GMT 1
If Bungee could get Paul McCartney to do Destiny's theme song, think Kojima could get Sir Elton to do one for Death Stranding?
I'm Still Strandin'.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 13, 2018 22:02:36 GMT 1
Genre Gumbo time:
An RPG where all the fights take place through the lens of pro wrestling.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 23, 2018 19:58:43 GMT 1
A sidequest where you have to determine which of your party member's pubes those are carelessly left in the toilet in your base.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 27, 2018 12:05:25 GMT 1
Def Jam: Fight for Gilead
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 13, 2018 10:58:41 GMT 1
Cdpred should make a Barry game.
Bill Hader or Obama romcom don't care.
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Post by Cali on Jun 14, 2018 4:40:21 GMT 1
I really wish there was a bit in Vampyr where Dr. Johnathon Reid slowly walks into a foggy London neighborhood with ominous Vampire style music playing. He raises his arms and shouts "WASH YOUR GODDAMN HANDS!" and leaves.
The action costs a full blood bar and gives a small boost in the health of the district for a couple of nights.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 14, 2018 18:38:32 GMT 1
If those Last of Us: Part Two trailers get any more gruesome, there's probably gonna be one of Joel's funeral, where the villain shows up, insults Joel, tells Ellie he always wanted to be a drag queen, then tows off his coffin while Ellie vainly clings to the side of it.
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