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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 9, 2019 18:53:01 GMT 1
GOOP to enter the games streaming market. Games exclusively for gullible wealthy white women.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 15, 2019 11:24:01 GMT 1
I think if Crash Bandicoot is to compete with modern games, such as The Last of Us, and Spec Ops: The Line, the genie needs to be let out of the bottle. Crash needs to speak like this in-game.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 17, 2019 13:08:38 GMT 1
How awesome would it be if Obsidian replaced the Avellone-shaped hole in their writing team with best-selling author Sean Penn?
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Post by Mr. Glow on Sept 26, 2019 16:06:41 GMT 1
Every tailing mission in games should be replaced by an objective where you hide in said person's bedroom cupboard, wait until they have sex, then burst out at a critical moment and start blackmailing them.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Sept 29, 2019 12:39:23 GMT 1
The next Tomb Raider game should 100% come with a novelty record where Lara covers "(I'm A) Roadrunner" as "(I'm A) Corpsebomber".
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Post by Mr. Glow on Oct 18, 2019 4:12:25 GMT 1
An Uncharted game where the mythical treasure in question is fabled never released sketches from the never released 3rd season of Chappelle's Show.
But it gets a bit Last of Ussy when the protagonist, a white guy, has to reckon with if he doesn't love those sketches for the wrong reasons.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Oct 21, 2019 1:19:44 GMT 1
GOG should rebrand themselves as Good Ass Games.
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Post by navarretee on Oct 28, 2019 1:12:49 GMT 1
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Post by Mr. Glow on Oct 30, 2019 2:11:48 GMT 1
Bethesda's only remaining move at this point is to attempt to rebrand themselves as the "bad boy" of RPG houses.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 17, 2019 9:48:35 GMT 1
As someone who was sick, played like 10 hours of Death Stranding then watched it, a Bringing Out The Dead videogame would be incredible.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 21, 2019 15:21:11 GMT 1
Should be a game where you can get a game over for hurting another character's feelings in a conversation. I've never died, or set off a nuke, but I have done that, and fuck me it feels like shit.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Dec 5, 2019 4:31:55 GMT 1
Would anyone else totally play an FPS about Mr. Rogers' experiences in Vietnam?
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Post by Clint Johnston on Dec 5, 2019 22:00:17 GMT 1
It's nonsense, but that would be an interesting game concept.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Dec 5, 2019 23:37:56 GMT 1
Yeah I heard his real body count was much higher.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Dec 29, 2019 19:06:50 GMT 1
Would love to see Adam Driver play the titular role in a movie adaptation of budget Nintendo Switch title Thief Simulator.
I think he could definitely bring the pathos the role of a guy bailed out of prison by a borderline offensive Italian mafia stereotype to commit acts of petty crime and vandalism requires.
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