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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 14, 2018 22:45:47 GMT 1
I also want to see a scene where Joel accidentally brags about how awesome he was for shooting all those unarmed scientists.
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Post by Cali on Jun 14, 2018 22:50:13 GMT 1
You know I actually 360 no-scoped in The Last of Us with the rifle?
True story.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 14, 2018 22:58:51 GMT 1
Though sadly the breakdown of society had left you without a functioning camera.
And Joel's mum was presumably dead anyway.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 4, 2018 16:57:19 GMT 1
The difficulty options in the next Deus Ex should be as follows:
Give Me Deus Ex: Infinity War (Story difficulty) Give Me Deus Ex: Mankind Divided (Normal) Give Me Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Hard) Give Me Deus Ex (Very Hard)
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Post by Cali on Jul 5, 2018 0:12:29 GMT 1
Unlockable difficulty:
Give Me Project Snowblind (Immensely Hard)
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Post by Cali on Jul 5, 2018 0:19:17 GMT 1
I want a turn based Kung Fu fighting/RPG sorta game. Where each fight with a group of goons or one on one fight with a skilled fighter has you meticulously operating your character's stances, attacks, grapples, targeted body parts, and such. It should be quite realistic in terms of what sort of fatigue the player character and NPC's would feel after beating the shit out of people and Kung Fu fightin'. Picking up improvised weapons, such as a rolled up magazine (which fucking hurts if somebody jabs you with it, trust me), pencil (ouch), or a belt (ever see The Accountant? Yeah), and the types of things you could do with them.
The kicker is that there's a replay mode after each mission/level/whatever where the combat plays in real time, so you could be like "Woah, shit! So that's how it went down!"
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 8, 2018 1:43:20 GMT 1
Transistor has that last thing, if memory serves. One of the few games that has real-time and turn-based combat.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 10, 2018 18:14:56 GMT 1
Quantic Dream's next game should just have embedded videos where the guy who plays Connor in Detroit explains what Cage was trying to do and why it didn't really work out.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 16, 2018 21:02:17 GMT 1
Uncharted: The Nathan Fielder Collection
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Post by Cali on Jul 24, 2018 3:17:23 GMT 1
The sheer and utter absurdity of the fact that there hasn't been a boss fight in a game where "Weapon of Choice" by Fatboy Slim plays... is just... ugh.
Well aware that I should be careful what I wish for. It could very well be in Far Cry 6. I still think we have more to lose by not having it anything.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 24, 2018 16:14:41 GMT 1
Not only does Bloodhound Part 2 have that, you can also unlock an emote of Walkens little prance from the music video and a "I'm already #1 why try harder" t-shirt.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 29, 2018 0:19:12 GMT 1
It's high time Gaming had it's own version of Blue Collar Comedy. It really pisses me off how most developers these days are either hipsters, or 40+ millionaires in black suits and band t-shirts I've never heard of. Bring on the games made by, for and marketed to salt of the earth, rough-and-tumbel, blue collar bros like myself.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jul 30, 2018 17:55:43 GMT 1
Aren't those already out there labeled Call of Duty?
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Post by jklinders on Aug 4, 2018 16:00:00 GMT 1
Aren't those already out there labeled Call of Duty? No, it's far far worse, the Maddon football series of games. Anf like every other sports game out there. There are hockey video games still using artefact code from the 80s that's how lazy these things are.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Aug 4, 2018 17:28:58 GMT 1
Gamedevs should definitely have the outsized personas and feuds of professional wrestling, though.
How crazy would it be if Hideo Kojima is at a convention, doing a promo for Death Stranding or something, and Cliffy B crashes the stage, drunk, unshaven and out of his mind. He begins saying he's been denied his legacy, while advancing on Kojima. Cliffy sucker punches Norman Reedus when he tries to defend his friend and steps over his body. Then he leaps over the table, thrashes Kojima and strings him up to some machinery up in the rafters that lifts the Metal Gear creator above the crowd by his neck.
While the crowd's screaming and Kojima's gasping for breath, Cliffy takes the mic and announces that not only did Boss Key not really disband, but they've got a brand new game coming out on PSN... right now.
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