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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Jan 5, 2013 3:53:17 GMT 1
Well he gives me indigestion and I have not even eaten him. Imagine what would happen to the poor animal that ate him. Put another way... "Oh won't someone please think of the raptors."edit because apparently I'm too drunk to type complete thoughts right now. Hey, I drove 11 hours today and I'm getting my Guiness, Romulan Ale, and Klingon Bloodwine on tonight.
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Post by herrwozzeck on Jan 5, 2013 3:56:37 GMT 1
Now for the pet hate... Uwe Boll. He's crap. 'nough said And Linders has probably said what is likely the year's most redundant statement. And he's done it only four days after it started. In all seriousness, though, if you can get Michael Bay to say that Uwe "just wants attention because he can't get any for the so called movies he makes", you know you're doing something wrong.
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Post by jklinders on Jan 5, 2013 4:05:34 GMT 1
Bay just thinks that if there is not 10 explosions per second then there is not enough.
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Post by Mister Buch on Jan 5, 2013 4:18:40 GMT 1
Bay and Boll will always be on my hates list. Also the Seltzer brothers (Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, etc.)
Have I mentioned Ryan Reynolds yet this year? if not, he is getting off lightly somehow. Sneaky bastard.
Ryan Reynolds.
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Post by herrwozzeck on Jan 5, 2013 4:59:59 GMT 1
Boll is just a bad filmmaker. Bay, I'm actually kind of okay with. (I'm probably one of three people on the internet who actually enjoys the Bayformers movies, even if I do know that they're flawed movies that take themselves way too seriously given how silly the plots of their movies are.)
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jan 5, 2013 5:10:16 GMT 1
Boll is just a bad filmmaker. It's like you don't know he's the only genius in the whole fucking business.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Jan 5, 2013 5:58:58 GMT 1
Boll is just a bad filmmaker. It's like you don't know he's the only genius in the whole fucking business. He single-handedly killed Bloodrayne. That alone gets him the same status on my list that Anna Farris has on Buch's.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jan 5, 2013 10:48:32 GMT 1
Well he gives me indigestion and I have not even eaten him. Imagine what would happen to the poor animal that ate him. Put another way... "Oh won't someone please think of the raptors."edit because apparently I'm too drunk to type complete thoughts right now. The more you know.
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Post by herrwozzeck on Jan 6, 2013 3:46:30 GMT 1
It's like you don't know he's the only genius in the whole fucking business. He single-handedly killed Bloodrayne. That alone gets him the same status on my list that Anna Farris Ryan Reynolds has on Buch's. Fix'd.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Jan 6, 2013 4:14:28 GMT 1
He single-handedly killed Bloodrayne. That alone gets him the same status on my list that Anna Farris Ryan Reynolds has on Buch's. Fix'd. Not really. I hate George Dillman more than I do Uwe Boll which earns him the Reynolds slot on my list.
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Post by Cali on Jan 6, 2013 5:01:33 GMT 1
But he can Hadooken!
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jan 6, 2013 8:35:03 GMT 1
I probably fall in this group as much as anybody, but I hate customers who think they're clever. I think I've had 6 orders for "Christian Gray" this week. Ha ha aren't you clever. You named your pizza order after the dude in 50 Shades of Gray. I'll bet you do kinky stuff in the bedroom too, and the only reason you didn't name your order "Anastasia Steele" was because you couldn't spell it.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Jan 6, 2013 17:21:44 GMT 1
Those guys give the classical styles of karate (like the one I study) a bad name. Now, we do use pressure point attacks in my style, but they're not "death touches". Rather, we hit them full-force or use a strong grab to get the effect we want. And there's really nothing "mystical" about it: all pressure points are are nerve clusters and major blood vessels that are relatively close to the surface and thus are easy to attack.
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Post by Cali on Jan 7, 2013 0:46:07 GMT 1
In all seriousness, the guy really seems like the Mike Adams/Rhonda Byrne/Dr. Oz of the karate world. As much as I'd like mysterious powers and his definition of "chi" to exist, I'd rather stick to heart n' guts.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Jan 7, 2013 0:53:34 GMT 1
In all seriousness, the guy really seems like the Rhonda Byrne/Dr. Oz of the karate world. As much as I'd like mysterious powers and his definition of "chi" to exist, I'd rather stick to heart n' guts. Ki/chi does exist to some extent, but it's not what most people think it is. It's very difficult to explain as well. Also, it takes decades of dedicated to learn. The best way I know of how to explain it is it's a matter of learning how to focus one's mind for techniques. Simple version: George Lucas ripped off eastern ki/chi philosophy when he created "The Force" and embellished along the way.
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