renegadepoint
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Lets all take a step back from the weird alien impaling devices...
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Post by renegadepoint on Dec 18, 2010 4:16:09 GMT 1
This Multiplayer could make or break the trilogy. Which scares me.
I hope they know what they're doing.
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Post by jklinders on Dec 18, 2010 5:40:37 GMT 1
ME and the Elder Scrolls cater to different crowds. They won't really poach off of each other's markets and those of us in here who can handle both will likely buy both. As for me, I have not forgotten my crappy tech issues with both Fallout 3 and Oblivion. Needless to say, I have no intention of buying Skyrim until I know they are being truthful about sys reqs. Burn me once, learning experience, burn me twice, OK that's naive. Burn me 3 times; ok pal just how stupid are you anyway?
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jan 23, 2011 12:11:20 GMT 1
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Post by jklinders on Jan 23, 2011 14:27:02 GMT 1
Eh, Glow, was Neuticles® paying you to plug their website in that way? In any event my one cat is female and I would not buy fake testicles for her even if she was male. :x
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jan 23, 2011 16:48:45 GMT 1
Don't you see? It completely explains how Cerberus rebuilt Shepard! Repurposed synthetic dog testicles were used to replace organs, eyes, and even skin!
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Post by jklinders on Jan 23, 2011 19:13:13 GMT 1
I think I preferred the Tupari drink angle pursued by Buch in his aborted Mock Effect 2 fic. Just as weird without the nasty.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jan 23, 2011 19:57:39 GMT 1
What Tupari drink angle?
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Post by jklinders on Jan 23, 2011 22:37:44 GMT 1
The magic blue stuff in the opening scene where Shepard was being brought back to life was actually Tupari Sports drink. It brings your ancesters back from the grave after all.
BTW, sorry Buch I know you took it down but that bit was too funny to forget.
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Post by Battlechantress on Jan 23, 2011 22:55:59 GMT 1
Speaking as a former vet tech, let me just say right now that if anybody here ever wonders if their dog or cat really needs fake testicles: no, they do NOT. I swear their humans miss them more than they do. Save yourself the two grand and spend it on booze in 2012.
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Post by ommadawn on Jan 23, 2011 23:54:09 GMT 1
Ha, I thought Glow's account had been hacked there for a minute.
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Post by Mister Buch on Jan 24, 2011 0:43:10 GMT 1
lol. I'm going to make every post here say, "Buch I loved that bit in Mock Effect where..."
xD
Seriously, dog testicles? Bioware, this is not something that needed to be explained! I was quite content with 'futuristic medicine'.
Also, really Chantress? Do they not feel, you know, inadequate?
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Post by Battlechantress on Jan 24, 2011 3:12:09 GMT 1
No, they really don't seem to mind. Honest.
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Post by Mister Buch on Jan 26, 2011 12:16:19 GMT 1
They MUST mind, though...
How can you tell?
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Post by Battlechantress on Jan 26, 2011 23:25:03 GMT 1
Ever see or hear of a dog or a cat try to break into an animal hospital to get their gonads back from the trash? Of course not.
Case closed.
(That said, I doubt they like the sutures or staples, but I swear my corgi loved the knockout drugs.)
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Post by jklinders on Jan 27, 2011 0:58:38 GMT 1
If they did mind the loss of their stuff Buch, would plastic prosthetic balls be the answer to their woes? Yeah, thought so.
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