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Post by Rascarin on Jul 26, 2009 14:36:21 GMT 1
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Aha!, I haven't been ninja'ed - my post was in before Buch edited his!
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 26, 2009 14:37:06 GMT 1
Ah I see we both hit wikipedia at the same time. 150 euros to have Meatloaf grope you. I would have demanded more! Edit: Yeah you got there first Chief.
Actually his death was pretty stupid (shock). The heroes shot out the windows in his secret vampire lair (windows?) and the sunlight set him on fire. His skeleton was screaming in Meatloaf's voice right up until it collapsed. The girls were all pouting and pulling the sheets over themselves in horror.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Jul 26, 2009 14:38:09 GMT 1
Hahaha... that's even worse than by snoo snoo. I can imangine that. I heard it gets even better with the protagonist doing it on the discover channel on the wired fence...
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 26, 2009 14:44:09 GMT 1
We're into another sex scene already. It's been like four minutes! Now our heroine is all naked and I think that's the guy from Starship Troopers. This is awkward.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Jul 26, 2009 14:46:30 GMT 1
Lols... you fucking kidding... I was only joking about doing it like on the discovery channel.
Obviously Boll visit the rule 34 official website
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 26, 2009 14:47:53 GMT 1
This may be the discovery channel scene you meant. It was awkward as all hell, and I just realised that the actress was also the Terminator in Terminator 3. Wow. I saw the Terminator's boobs.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Jul 26, 2009 14:49:23 GMT 1
O.O
The terminator's boobs... is it made out of plastic, metal and silicon?
Edit: Ok sorry about that was kinda wrong, guess I'm going over the limit there. My sarcastic tongue has no moral bounds
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 26, 2009 14:53:29 GMT 1
Maybe silicon.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Jul 26, 2009 14:54:42 GMT 1
Like a typical prositute. >.>
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 26, 2009 14:55:32 GMT 1
This is no prostitute. This is The Terminator, man!
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Jul 26, 2009 14:57:47 GMT 1
uh my bad... anyways that's fricken awkward... I was thinking about that other actress that they feature in this tech mag... ah nvm.
So anyways apprently no one wants to mess with the terminator?
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 26, 2009 15:18:17 GMT 1
The movie is over. Sorry I really derailed his thread so I could go on about this film. It was another classic from Mr Boll. He seems to just have no clue how to make movies, and yet here he is, making them every year. Suddenly going into fast-motion during fight scenes and having his protagonist grunt maybe twice as often as she speaks.
Great fun. Thanks for the tip.
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Post by Rascarin on Jul 26, 2009 15:35:14 GMT 1
Maybe this should be the "Twilight and other abominable movies" thread.
In which case, I'd like to make another honourable mention for Bruno. I don't think those scars will ever fade.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Jul 26, 2009 15:42:02 GMT 1
I think we must change the thread's name.
I know how it feels Scarin. I've convinced my friend to stay away from that film, thanks to your warning.
That male genital thing is still mind bogginly wrong.
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Post by Zarsthor on Jul 26, 2009 15:42:14 GMT 1
LMAO Feel free to rip at movies and commentary all you want on this thread. I'm tempted to watch this Bloodrayne to see the prostitutes now.
If you want to see a bad movie I'd suggest Little shop of horrors the 60's version. Its done as an art film and contains lots of walking with background music scenes and ham dialog spoken to quick to comprehend.
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