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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 18, 2019 8:35:47 GMT 1
Imagine if NERF went bankrupt, the CEO wouldn't even be able to shoot himself in his office.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jul 18, 2019 21:56:55 GMT 1
Dark, but mildly amusing.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Aug 29, 2019 0:52:04 GMT 1
Free Putdown Tip: If you ever fuck over a lacrosse player, just tell him/her it's the lacrosse'd of doing business.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Aug 29, 2019 1:19:31 GMT 1
Making a load of dumb tweets then deleting them before anyone can respond = the Twitter equivalent of reloading after a massive Oblivion killing spree.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Sept 11, 2019 16:54:04 GMT 1
My pyjamas pants don't have pockets, so sometimes when I need both hands free, I tuck my phone into the waistband of them. Always makes me feel like Matthew Mcconaughey in Mud.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Oct 30, 2019 1:08:06 GMT 1
The episode of Bully Beatdown where the bully ended up winning $10,000.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 5, 2019 0:07:50 GMT 1
Sometimes when I really enjoy a work of art, I want to send the creator(s) a letter praising it, like Anthony Hopkins did with Breaking Bad. That shit was classy as fuck.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 23, 2019 18:29:32 GMT 1
Me just now realising that through the magic of piracy, I can fuck over massive conglomerates like Apple and Disney by enjoying the high quality productions they make, free of charge!
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Post by Mr. Glow on Dec 4, 2019 2:50:20 GMT 1
(Placeholder) Laughing at JOKER fans when Adam Sandler wins the oscar for Best Actor.
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