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Post by Battlechantress on Aug 10, 2010 3:45:50 GMT 1
You steal a plastic parrot out of a bar... because you think the big tacky piece of plastic would look fabulous in the living room. (I should have been arrested, if for nothing else than having bad taste while inebriated!) This is especially true if you don't even have a place in the living room to hang it in.
You laugh hysterically when one of your exes contacts you and tries having a serious conversation (when you should really be knocking him unconscious). Bonus points if you nearly/actually do fall over and continue laughing as he gives up!
You're being outsmarted by your freaking web browser, and you're writing this while laughing like a giggly lobotomized cheerleader!
On that note, maybe I should finally try to sleep. And fail. But at least try.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 11, 2010 23:52:40 GMT 1
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Post by jklinders on Aug 12, 2010 3:59:21 GMT 1
Was it a party carrot by any chance?
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Post by ommadawn on Aug 13, 2010 1:34:24 GMT 1
I want what she's having.
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Post by jklinders on Aug 13, 2010 1:53:26 GMT 1
I want what she's having. Now that you mention it that must have been a pretty sweet drunk. I just can't pace myself quite right to get that pleasantly foolish.
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Post by Battlechantress on Aug 13, 2010 2:44:39 GMT 1
I want what she's having. The parrot-stealing was induced by strawberry margaritas. Most of the time, I stick to Captain Morgan.
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Post by Cali on Aug 13, 2010 5:22:21 GMT 1
Strawberry Daqauris, I just can't get enough.
I liked the non alcoholic variations as well but I turned 21 recently so I can shove as many as I damn well please down my gullet. I have yet to try rum, whiskey, gin, or any other liquor or cocktails. I am by no means trying Vodka or Moonshine for conspicuous reasons.
Mostly however, I mostly just stick to imported beer. My favorite imports are Cooper's (Australia), Sapporo (Japan), Red Stripe (Jamaica), Guinness (Ireland), and Peroni (Italy).
Forgive me for saying this, but I really can't stand British beers. It's pretty frustrating since my family is a huge Newcastle and Bass Ale drinking house.
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Post by Battlechantress on Aug 13, 2010 5:25:14 GMT 1
There's a good saying about tequila you may want to remember (one could argue that it applies to vodka too):
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!"
I also saw a t-shirt that broke down your level of inebriation per shot of tequila several years ago. 8 was bulletproof, 10 was deceased.
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Post by Rascarin on Aug 13, 2010 15:16:51 GMT 1
What's wrong with vodka? I only started drinking 6-7 months ago, and its pretty much all I drink. Usually in a mixer, granted, but I have been known to start the evening with two naked shots and keep going from there. Never had a problem with it...
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Post by jklinders on Aug 13, 2010 15:40:01 GMT 1
People have been known to have very very bad experiences with vodka. I rather like it myself.
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Post by Battlechantress on Aug 13, 2010 17:27:56 GMT 1
I don't have a problem with it either, but yeah, what jklinders said.
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Post by Rascarin on Aug 13, 2010 18:05:26 GMT 1
The only time I've ever vommed after drinking was with Jacques cider, but I suspect the actual vomiting was induced by a tainted sandwich.
And the only bad thing I've noticed with vodka is that it really amplifies whatever mood you were in when you started. Which is great when you're in a party mood, and very bad if you're drinking because you're moping.
Southern Comfort makes me very mellow. Not good if you want a wild evening.
White Rum makes me exceedingly hyper, followed by a sudden crash and an awful migraine.
I haven't tried many other boozes...
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 22, 2010 13:10:10 GMT 1
I like vodka, but I like nearly everything alcoholic. Rum and whiskey are the favourites for me. I'm pretty big, so I can drink plenty before it effects me either way - I'm glad because I love the stuff.
Scarin, if you survived the tainted sandwich you may now be a Grey Warden.
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Lets all take a step back from the weird alien impaling devices...
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Post by renegadepoint on Aug 28, 2010 4:50:12 GMT 1
Vodka whiskey tequila rum gin brandy its all good.
I'll even go for the wine coolers and malt liquors for the right price.
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Post by Rascarin on Aug 30, 2010 18:47:36 GMT 1
when goure; typing and lall the wordes are nbad. ha haa ha.
(I am much drunk righht now lol)
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