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Post by Zarsthor on Sept 4, 2009 16:26:46 GMT 1
"Hey!" Shepard shook his head, managing to take his eyes from the asari's cleavage, and shouted. "I killed you on Noveria bitch!"
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Post by Mister Buch on Sept 4, 2009 23:03:09 GMT 1
"Yes I thought so too," she replied, "but luckily my chest absorbed most of the bullets."
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Post by Zarsthor on Sept 13, 2009 0:00:44 GMT 1
"Ok look!" Shepard raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, "I thought you were dead when I took your wallet but here I've got 20 credits on me and you have my utmost apologizes for deflowering your daughter."
(Couldn't be asked waiting for someone anymore sorry)
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Post by bushes283 on Oct 27, 2009 19:36:07 GMT 1
"You did WHAT to WHO!?" Benezia roared as her biotics flared up and cut off an important item belonging to Shepard.
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Post by Zarsthor on Oct 28, 2009 2:03:41 GMT 1
Commander Joh- I mean Jane Shepard squealed like a little girl as she held her man bits, but everybody was far to distracted by the jiggle Beneziah's breasts made after her biotic attack to care.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Oct 28, 2009 2:35:24 GMT 1
After they'd stopped jiggling, a wormhole opened in between them and out flew...
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Post by Mister Buch on Oct 28, 2009 14:10:28 GMT 1
... a worm, as one might expect.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Oct 28, 2009 14:45:44 GMT 1
"THRESHER MAW!" Shepard yelped and dived for cover.
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Post by bushes283 on Oct 29, 2009 2:41:04 GMT 1
Spepard was incorrect, the worm was not a Thresher Maw, it was actually... EARTHWORM JIM!
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Post by Zarsthor on Oct 29, 2009 10:42:03 GMT 1
Earthworm Jim stumbled and fell into Benziah's clevage lost forever along with a number of other people and historic objects. She had'nt cleaned between there in a long time.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Oct 29, 2009 10:46:57 GMT 1
Thinking to himself, Shepard resolved to check his reflection ASAP, lest he turn into the terminator.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Nov 15, 2009 4:13:24 GMT 1
While the ever-confused-gender Commander Shepard check out it's mirror, the worm crerated a Time hole and it resulted all of them being blasted back to the distant past of Fereldan.
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Post by Rascarin on Nov 15, 2009 15:31:38 GMT 1
Looking around, Shepard eventually surmised "We seem to have been transported into a place a long time ago... in a galaxy far, far away..."
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Post by Mister Buch on Nov 15, 2009 15:52:47 GMT 1
"Welcome to Ferelden, stranger," spoke a tall, English-sounding fellow with a black beard, "and indeed, to your first crossover fic!"
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Post by Zarsthor on Nov 15, 2009 20:25:07 GMT 1
That was when Garrus went crazy and shot Shepard in the foot before stripping naked and running off into the night screaming something about being a goldfish.
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