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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 27, 2009 3:15:28 GMT 1
Leaving his eighteen sons destitute and forced to become Mercenaries of Specter Conrad Verner.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 27, 2009 10:31:35 GMT 1
Conrad was a harsh and powerful master, ruling over his subordinates with an iron fist and a yellow goatee.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 30, 2009 11:18:23 GMT 1
Who also has a perchant of stealing lolipops from little children and stalking Commander Shepard in his spare time.
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 30, 2009 15:47:53 GMT 1
On one particular stalking day, Spectre Condrad Verner cornered Shepard alone in the men's toilets.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 30, 2009 23:02:15 GMT 1
"Wow!" Conrad enthused, "Commander Shepard, how about I take that picture of you now?"
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Sept 1, 2009 10:51:05 GMT 1
The Commander stares at the camera in horror as he quickly cover his 'little friend' with the Daily Citadel newspaper, fearing that eveyone know his 'friend' is a little short on the side.
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Post by Zarsthor on Sept 1, 2009 21:11:05 GMT 1
It was at that moment an asari walked in on the pair offering Shepard the distraction he needed to flee to a cubicle.
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Post by Mister Buch on Sept 1, 2009 23:09:45 GMT 1
"Oh!" she said, "Is this the men's room? I thought it was the ambiguously technichally genderless beings' room."
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Sept 2, 2009 6:05:11 GMT 1
"No! The 'it' room is a few doors down to the left. I really have to go!" Shepard squeaked in panic as he rush out of the men's toilet, forgeting to wear his pants.
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Post by Zarsthor on Sept 3, 2009 4:10:19 GMT 1
As he walked out hurriedly Shepard bumped into Conrads 18 turian cronies who all stared at him in admiration, though not about his reputation.
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Post by Mister Buch on Sept 3, 2009 12:03:23 GMT 1
Suddenly, his super top secret mission went completely banana-shaped.
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Post by Rascarin on Sept 3, 2009 23:13:24 GMT 1
Operation "Don't Be Seen Naked By Alien's" was now a complete failure.
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Post by Zarsthor on Sept 4, 2009 3:21:06 GMT 1
And to top it off, he now had 18 turians 'hitting' on him.
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Post by Mister Buch on Sept 4, 2009 11:49:50 GMT 1
One of them was kind of cute though, so maybe it wasn't all bad.
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Post by Rascarin on Sept 4, 2009 12:18:10 GMT 1
Until Benezia appeared, and everybody drowned in her enourmous, revolting cleavage.
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