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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 17, 2009 20:21:36 GMT 1
Twenty pairs of eyes locked onto those of Chef Ste' Dohstar, demanding explanation.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 18, 2009 15:22:19 GMT 1
"Ask the XO. He demanded to add gunpowder into the marinated sauce for the main course in the first place and also he insisted mixing up the ingreadients with his biotic powers," Ste' Dohstar replied gruffly.
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 18, 2009 16:17:03 GMT 1
"Hey! No I didn't!" The XO squealed like a chipmunk before finding his pants and placing them on his head.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 19, 2009 6:02:17 GMT 1
The pants got into XO's eyesight and he crashed into the kitchen stove and spilled all the contents in the ground which lead to...
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 19, 2009 9:01:30 GMT 1
... an outburst of traditional krogan riverdancing.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 19, 2009 10:08:21 GMT 1
Soon everyone is riverdancing on the ship including the Chef, who broke out with his krogan fiddle.
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 19, 2009 19:43:08 GMT 1
But suddenly all the strings snapped on the fiddle, pinging from the room, and landing on the self-destruct button for the ship.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 20, 2009 14:14:13 GMT 1
The ship exploded, and from a distant star, through a telescope, a beleagured turian and his angry human customer watched.
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Post by Rascarin on Aug 20, 2009 16:08:48 GMT 1
After a pause, the human resumed their conversation, "No, I don't want a credit note, I want my damn refund!"
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 20, 2009 16:53:54 GMT 1
To which the Turian replied with the back of his hand.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 20, 2009 17:09:40 GMT 1
"Do you have your proof of purchase?" the merchant asked wearily.
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Post by Rascarin on Aug 20, 2009 17:49:08 GMT 1
"We've been over this a thousand times! I feel like I've been standing here for weeks; all I have is this bank statement!"
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 20, 2009 18:43:53 GMT 1
"Fine. I'm sick of seeing you here so take this lollipop and a coupon for Ragagagaga clothing. Which consequently expired four days ago."
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 24, 2009 2:56:35 GMT 1
And the refund man lived happily ever after.
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Post by Rascarin on Aug 26, 2009 23:21:08 GMT 1
The turian merchant, however, shortly thereafter went bankrupt and killed himself in his despair.
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