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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Aug 19, 2011 17:33:57 GMT 1
Sex is quite dissapointing really...seriously, it's a downer writing it down 'realisticly'.
Give me my wild catlady sex and let me dream damnit!
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What?!
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Post by jklinders on Aug 19, 2011 17:53:53 GMT 1
Dude, I once saw an SI where the author clearly stated that he had no idea what sex was like and that he got ll of his information from his mother's romance novels. Being right is so depressing sometimes... |
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Post by MarianneClaus on Aug 19, 2011 20:11:57 GMT 1
www.fanfiction.net/s/6627643/1/bShepard_b_Loves_AliensIt's not too bad and I'm pretty sure its being done tongue in cheek. It's just kind of.... hilarious to read because... well, Blasto and Shepard. Need I say more? EDIT: Read parts of it again. I like to give credit where credit is due. I'm not sure it belongs in the "bad fanfiction" thread; it's written alright and there are sort of some things in it that are rather charming... if you can get past other things which I'm not sure I can. But, still: you guys asked to see it.
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Post by jklinders on Aug 19, 2011 23:11:59 GMT 1
I'm definitely out. No tentacle porn for me.
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Post by MarianneClaus on Aug 19, 2011 23:24:54 GMT 1
You guys asked for the link.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 20, 2011 4:47:45 GMT 1
Hmm... this might be difficult to read through but I've survived countless of crazy smuts before so....
I'll see if I can savage some parts for MST thread... while under the influance of alcohol.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Aug 20, 2011 5:03:07 GMT 1
Hmm... this might be difficult to read through but I've survived countless of crazy smuts before so.... I'll see if I can savage some parts for MST thread... while under the influance of alcohol. Booze is the only way I've managed to survive "Mass Effected" thus far. I'm only giving snippet to riff on, but if you follow the links.. yeah... |
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 23, 2011 1:02:24 GMT 1
"Mass Effected" was also the working title of my 'Mock Effect' parody.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 23, 2011 6:06:37 GMT 1
If Buch wrote an SI fic with that same name... It would be much more awesome than this by... Probably over 9000.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 23, 2011 15:12:27 GMT 1
Well, that's an exalt point, right there.
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Post by Cali on Aug 23, 2011 15:54:10 GMT 1
Ugh, reciting the "Over 9000" meme is like beating a mummified horse with a sledgehammer.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 23, 2011 16:00:24 GMT 1
I've never heard of that meme! I... thought Tillian was just saying I was great.
And now I am sad.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 23, 2011 16:16:51 GMT 1
Bit of both actually. I'll stop.
Still I rather see a a Buch version of "Mass Effected" rather than some kid who needs to get a bit of fresh air.
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Post by Cali on Aug 23, 2011 16:23:39 GMT 1
I've never heard of that meme! Oh dear, Buch. How I envy your ignorance. And yeah, sorry about that Till and Buch, trying to ruin the moment and all.  |
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 23, 2011 16:25:46 GMT 1
That's fine. I know how it feels to be sick of memes at times (If I hear "The cake is a lie" one more time, I'll slap someone.)
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