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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Aug 11, 2013 10:40:49 GMT 1
I always knew Linders was Cthullu...
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Aug 13, 2013 10:50:48 GMT 1
Within the game universe, the physics phenomenon called mass effect, newly discovered for humans is one that has properties like other physics forces such as gravity and electromagnetism. In real life, it's what physicists are calling "dark energy" as an explanation for the accelerating expansion of the universe, a notion that contradicts the previous stance that the universe's expansion should be slowing down from gravity. Within the Forum universe, the spamming phenomenon called spam-bot, newly reviled by forum members is one that has properties like other spammers such as kitchen-idiots and lawyer-idiots. In real life, it's what forum members are calling "Pezlindalo" as an explanation for the intensifying annoyance of the spam-world, a notion that contradicts the previous stance that the spammer's invasion should be simply ignored.
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Post by spookyjacobs on Aug 15, 2013 4:49:37 GMT 1
"Spammers"? We've dismissed that claim.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Aug 15, 2013 10:36:28 GMT 1
"Spammers"? We've dismissed that claim. LOL I love it! You're awesome!
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Aug 15, 2013 10:43:21 GMT 1
Alright, pondy can stay in! He earned his place.
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Post by spookyjacobs on Aug 15, 2013 15:41:12 GMT 1
Dear Evil Spam Overlords,
I have taken part in their strange rituals and have finally been accepted into their ranks. They do not realize that I am, in fact, the most advanced spam bot ever created. They will never see my amazing deals and irresistible advertisements coming. I will be super subtle you guys. I won't even go on strange rants about inner peace this time. Seriously. I really need this job.
Sincerely,
spammyjacobs
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Aug 15, 2013 16:14:00 GMT 1
I LOVE THIS GUY!
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Post by jklinders on Aug 15, 2013 20:48:37 GMT 1
nice one!!
*eyes pondy suspiciously*
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Aug 15, 2013 21:47:25 GMT 1
Oh wow, Pondy, you're hilarious! That was awesome! It reminds me of the thing Cali posted after I mentioned that my parents' puppy (a little female dog also named Cali) had attacked my foot at a dinner my parents hosted. He'd posted a bit about Little Cali the Puppy being a diabolical invader, or something, and it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen!
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Post by jklinders on Aug 15, 2013 22:12:14 GMT 1
I do believe it was a diary entry of some kind which was reminiscent of the whole diary of a dog and diary of a cat thing I had seen somewhere a couple of times. *checks google*
Aha, got it!
The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Aug 15, 2013 22:19:11 GMT 1
I found Man-Cali's entry - I hope he can forgive me for tracking it down and quoting it here, but it was hilarious and I wanted to see it again... Cali's Journal Entry May 15, 2012The transformation into a puppy was rather easy. My plans to conquer this household are coming fruitfully. I have recently bit the woman known as Lily on her foot, hopefully sending a message that the alpha wolf complex has carried on into canine psychology. Soon the household will be mine, and after that, the world. Once I get into contact with the Guild of Mutts, the Dalmatian Armada, the Poodle Republic, and several other factions in the canine underworld, my alliances as the true Emperor of Dogkind will be unstoppable. My vassals will serve me unquestionably. Horses will bow to me. Cats will flee in terror on first scent. Persian rugs will be stained in the Empire of Canis Domesticus. The glimmer of my crown will be seen from space, as well as the glow of my teeth. The world will be all mine. I will savor all of my power and progress. From being a mere pup to supreme dog of earth. Now I shall practice howling to the moon in triumph. Alas my brothers! The time draws nearer than you think! -END-
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Post by spookyjacobs on Aug 16, 2013 0:54:56 GMT 1
Ha ha! I'm glad you guys liked that joke I did! You'd almost think I meant to put that in my email or something. But that was the joke!
Ha.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Aug 20, 2013 10:02:05 GMT 1
HE IS TRYING TO SPAM US WITH PHYSICS!
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Post by jklinders on Aug 20, 2013 10:08:29 GMT 1
He Blinded us with Science!!
This one is from dailymotion so it might not be blocked
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Post by Clint Johnston on Aug 20, 2013 13:21:11 GMT 1
I can't see that video because some snooty canadian didn't make it available in my country.
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