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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jul 29, 2013 9:20:45 GMT 1
Okay, listen up.
Bil and Ted.
Marty Mcfly
And the T-800.
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 29, 2013 11:57:00 GMT 1
Yes please. xD
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jul 29, 2013 16:17:32 GMT 1
You'd better do the Terminator justice...
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jul 30, 2013 0:08:37 GMT 1
After the credits of Bill and Ted 3.....
A car drives past an desolate desert crossroads as sand follows it. The quiet peace returns, however briefly. Lightning bolts strike from the ground as a red telephone booth pops out of the ground. Its doors open as two dumbfounded youths step out.
BILL: Dude, you sure this is the right spot? TEDD: Yeah man! -shows the map, a simple map with a big X written all over it before lowering it- got to be honest though, this place looks very...
The duo look over the empty sands and the deserted road.
BOTH: Lame.
Suddenly another lightning crack hits as a DeLorean bursts into existance and parks in front of the telephone booth just in time, leaving flaming tire treads behind it. BILL and TED both look at each other with glee before looking at the new arrival.
BOTH: EXCELLENT!
The car doors open as a youth in a brown jacket and a older man with white excentric hair and a lab coat leave the vehicle.
MARTY: Doc look, another time travel machine! DOC BROWN: GREAT SCOTT! -runs over to BILL and TED- Another Time Travel machine, stationary no less! -goes around the phone booth, looking at everything- BILL: Ted...isnt that Einstein? TED: Nah, cant be....he's wearing socks dude. MARTY: Who are you two? BIll: I am Bill Preston Esquire! TEd: And I am Ted Theodore Logan! BOTH: and together we are, WYLD STALLIONS! -air guitar riff- MARTY: Right...Well name's Marty McFly, that's Doc Brown over there. I was in a band to. Ted: Dude awesome, what was your bands name? MARTY: The urghm....Pinheads. BOTH: Woah! Most Triumphant name dude! MARTY: Yeah. -seems to be getting sure of himself- It is isnt it? DOC BROWN: How did you two do this?! How can you generate 1.21 Gigawatts while being stationary! What does your machine run on? Plutonium, Solar power?! BILL; Quarters dude.
Before the doc can ask about the telephone booth, a blue sphere appears, again, in a haze of lightning. As the lightning subsides, a tall, naked man from Austrian descent is kneeling in front of them before standing tall.
BILL and TED: Woah. MARTY: This is heavy! DOC BROWN: GREAT SCOTT! T-800: -eyes the group carefully-
An uncomfortable silence takes place between the three parties.
TED: Hey Bill? BILL: Yeah TED? TED: ...He's naked. BILL: I know dude. TED: Kinda like your stepmum. BILL: Shut up, Tedd. TED: I mean she was having a shower when i was around your place an- BILL: SHUT UP TED! MARTY: Sir you...need a hand there? Wait, that came out wrong...
A car drives up to them as bright headlights blind all of them, except the T-800 who stands rooted to the ground. The car stops as a man with a black jacket steps outside.
FURY: You all got my call, good. -takes out a pack of clothes and throws it over to the Terminator- Suit up Conan. T-800: Affirmative. -dresses- MARTY: Can someone explain to me whats going on? I'm getting very confused... FURY: Keep your pants on kid, I called all of you Time Travelers here for a purpose. -walks around them- you have been assembeld from SHIELD's list on Time Travelers. A VERY short list mind... BILL: Do you know Rufus? FURY; He is the sole reason why I asked you two to be here. And your future self is a major contributor to SHIELD's finance's Mr McFly. MARTY: -to himself- I have finances....? FURY: And you...-looks at the Terminator, fully dressed as he puts on his sun glasses- Well...you are the only one who can keep these idiots alive. T-800; Affirmative. MARTY: Is that all you can say? Like maybe a crack a smile maybe? you come across like a robot or something. T-800; -looks at him, trying to smile but failing miserably- MARTY: ...Doc, you think he is a robot? DOC BROWN: Of course, living tissue over metal endo skeleton! I heard a friend of mine has been working on a model in Cyberdine headquarters. I told him there was no future in automatons, but no-one listens to me. MARTY: ...You did steal plutonium from Libyan terrorists Doc. DOC BROWN: Semantics Marty.
FURY; -rubs his brow- Alright, enough. I called you here because someone is attacking Earth's timeline. His name is Kang the Conqueror, he wants to rule the Earth throughout time. He's in your versions of the Future, trying to acces time travel. If he manages to master it fully, all of human history will be his to mold.I lost a lot of men to get that information. MARTY: How many? FURY: Sixty-nine. BILL AND TED: -snort and snicker- FURY; -glares a tthe duo who stop giggling immdiatly- I'm very desperate for Time Travelers gentlemen. This isnt the same as getting good grades for a History Lesson, or saving your own ass from being erased from History, or protecting Bart Simpson from some Liquid guy. If Kang succeeds, none of you will be born or created. Bill; So...no Wyld stallions. Fury; No AC/DC either. BILL and TED: Bogus.... MARTY: This is heavy...
FURY: You have a shot. You managed to beat Death, create a time machine out of a steam locomotive and stopped Judgement Day from happening. I hate to say it, but you five are Earth's best and last hope. God help us...
Ted: Hey Bill, if we save the Earth we can have like....all kinds of bodacious babes in our debt! Bill; Maybe even ride a dinosaur! Ted; Or...ride a dinsoaur...with a babe behind us! BOTH: EXCELLENT! -air guitar riff before they get inside their phone booth and dissapear-
DOC BROWN: Come on Marty, we have to go back! MARTY: Back, back where?! DOC BROWN; Back to the Future! where else do you think I keep my Blasters?! MARTY; I dont know Doc... FURY: What McFly, you chicken? MARTY: -stops following Doc and turns around, facing FURY- No-one calls me chick- T-800; -punches MARTY out and drags him to the car- If you want to life, I come with you. -Throws MARTY in front and gets in the back itself-
The Delorean is being prepped for launch and rides off as it flashes back to the future.
FURY: -groans- ...-gets a call and picks up the phone- Yes Agent Coulson? Coulson; I got bad news sir, there has been a mix up with one of our choices for the list. FURY: A mix up? COULSON: aparantly we should've picked the BLUE Telephone booth instead of the Red one. FURY: ...THEN WHO THE HELL DID I JUST SEND TO SAVE THE TIMELINE THEN?! COULSON: I dont know boss dude, but chances are the effects are already happening. FURY: BOGUS!
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Bill and Ted, Marty McFly and Doc Brown AND the T-800 will return in Avengers 2: Electric buggaloo.
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 30, 2013 0:32:43 GMT 1
Most triumphant!!! That's my new favourite, hands down! Best bits were the 'if you want to live' thing and 'Bill's mum' reference!
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jul 30, 2013 7:40:06 GMT 1
Spend all night writing this! Had to restart several times because my browser had to restart.
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 30, 2013 10:57:40 GMT 1
It was really funny mate, nice one.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jul 30, 2013 13:17:25 GMT 1
It was pretty epic.
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