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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 11, 2011 23:00:24 GMT 1
I kinda droned out about halfway of his rant, what did i miss?
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 12, 2011 3:13:08 GMT 1
I kinda droned out about halfway of his rant, what did i miss? * Anyone who expressed hate against Chris, called him a homosexual or a paedophile are themselves shitheads, homosexuals (even a broken clock is right twice a day) or paedophiles. * Chris wears glasses because he's nearsighted. Take it or leave it, losers! They allow him to see better, see more detail and clear vision than any of us knuckleheads can "put together out of our own egos, that you so richly... consume of." * We are torturing, and worse off, tearing the heart from the still, 26 year old VIRGIN. * Chris doesn't like lewdly drawn pictures of dicks. He likes Dykes. Dykes. CHINA! * We made Chris draw the porn, yadda yadda yadda... * He's leaving the internet, once and for all! (He's came back and left like five times since he made this video) * Chris will have his God-called daughter! (One of the main things you need to know about Chris is that he thinks he had a vision where God and Jesus showed up, showing Chris his future life, where he had a daughter and an office job!) * Chris is not a pedofork, you dorks! * It will weigh heavily on you!
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 13, 2011 7:07:10 GMT 1
Another one of Chris' "albums" - this time one with a Tomgirl theme - has been leaked, and will be is now on the CWCville library shortly!
It's technically the fist - and likely only - Sonichu-related thing released this year!
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Post by docfronkensteen on Nov 13, 2011 16:11:29 GMT 1
I guess I'm another who really doesn't understand your fascination with this guy. It seems, to me at least, like he has some kind of legit mental illness.
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Post by Hodster on Nov 21, 2011 19:14:05 GMT 1
Yeah I'm just going to stay away from this guy.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 21, 2011 20:45:33 GMT 1
My girlfriend made me feel bad for laughing at Chris Chan.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Dec 4, 2011 7:19:26 GMT 1
What a reasonable guy...
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Post by Cali on Dec 4, 2011 7:46:32 GMT 1
In a semi related story...
Despite the fact that it's oftentimes fucking disturbing I've found Chris' depiction of Sonichu and Rosechu in the comic makes me laugh my rump off. Chrissy's laughable and warped view on gender roles (think 1950's stuff) is freaking hilarious in a demented sort of way.
The thing that keeps me laughing myself to tears to this day is that even though Chris has gone to ends-of-the-earth lengths to declare and promote his family values and the fact that his comic is supposed to be "for kids", he immediately goes and draws gratuitous sexual situations between Sonichu and Rosechu when you aren't even expecting it. It's like seeing a vegetarian speak about the sacredness and rights of animals, standing in one place for a second, suddenly hissing and acting like a creep, then running into an alleyway and eating a live cat in an extremely feral and disgusting manner. (No offense to vegetarians. I also should apologize for bringing vegetarians down to Chris' level).
Reading Sonichu is like reading Mein Kampf in a way. Just looking at the characters, particularly the main ones and imagining Chris' facial expressions and thoughts while he drew and wrote the "walls-of-text" dialogue is entertaining in and of itself, and absolutely fascinating.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Dec 4, 2011 8:44:21 GMT 1
Nappa?
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Post by Mr. Glow on Dec 9, 2011 4:42:00 GMT 1
Is he really sick, or just afraid of the flaming sword of justice hanging over his head? You decide.
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Post by Cali on Dec 9, 2011 4:55:59 GMT 1
Who knows. The Chris-Chan saga is pretty clouded up with a fog of mystery right about now. Chris' health has been pretty bad most of his life, though.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Dec 9, 2011 16:49:15 GMT 1
Or maybe Bob's death finally starts affecting him? Belated smack in the face?
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Post by Cali on Dec 10, 2011 3:18:43 GMT 1
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Post by Mr. Glow on Dec 14, 2011 23:37:24 GMT 1
Hey guys, the Chandler trial is tomorrow!
Anyone in America feel like heading over to Virginia to film it for me?
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Post by Cali on Dec 15, 2011 0:47:00 GMT 1
The trial has been going on since November Glow. I don't know how things work in Britannia, but trials here in the United States can last months, even years. Chris probably won't even be sentenced tomorrow.
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