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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 8, 2011 22:58:05 GMT 1
I'm still positive he's faking it all and fame got to his head. Nobody can be that stupid...nobody... Sadly, there's visual evidence that disproves this theory. This is why I'm disturbed by the whole phenomenon. I've only seen one or two videos so I can't claim to understand this, but I do get the impression that this 'Chris-chan' business is just laughing at an autistic man's strange behaviour. This... is wrong? That's the thing. The more and more stuff he pulls, the less believable it is that all of his crazy behaviour stems from his autism (which ranges from high-functioning to non-existent to a lot of observers.) I'd say it's more a product of his terrible, terrible upbringing.
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Post by Mister Buch on Nov 8, 2011 23:02:07 GMT 1
Well that makes sense. I just feel like the whole thing is in poor taste.
There, I've complained. I'll leave it. And as I say, I am very ill-informed on this.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 10, 2011 13:50:19 GMT 1
While we're waiting for the verdict on Chris, I thought I'd share one of my favourite CWC moments with you all: "[Abstinence] is a whole bunch of fucking baloney. If I had the opportunity, if I was in an assembly, I would stand right up in my chair and I would say, "Fuck up- Fuck Abstinence!". Shout it right to the choir. Cause, I mean, if you've got abstinence, then whaddaya get? End up being an adult virgin or worse, a SENIOR CITIZEN VIRGIN! ...And that is like a hell to most anybody."
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Post by Cali on Nov 10, 2011 17:32:32 GMT 1
I find it funny that he shat the bed because he was so scared Clyde Cash was going to come and kill him the night of, even though he wasn't.
Of course, the fact that he leaves poo in the bed implies that he may sleep in the buff or without pants, which is a rather unpleasant thought.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 10, 2011 23:11:04 GMT 1
I find it funny that he shat the bed because he was so scared Clyde Cash was going to come and kill him the night of, even though he wasn't. Of course, the fact that he leaves poo in the bed implies that he may sleep in the buff or without pants, which is a rather unpleasant thought. I heard he hid under a pile of stuffed animals so Clyde wouldn't notice him when he came for his vengeance, too. You know what? Chris basically is Roman Bellic from Grand Theft Auto IV, except Roman had a job and occasionally got laid.
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Post by jklinders on Nov 10, 2011 23:29:06 GMT 1
Getting deep into squick territory here but, how do we know for sure that Chan didn't get laid? people have slept with far worse examples of humanity, on purpose, and voluntarily.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 10, 2011 23:39:06 GMT 1
Getting deep into squick territory here but, how do we know for sure that Chan didn't get laid? people have slept with far worse examples of humanity, on purpose, and voluntarily. Hmm, you're right. After all, it's not like he advertises his virginity or anything, is it?
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Post by jklinders on Nov 10, 2011 23:57:44 GMT 1
Depends on how seriously you take the rantings of a professional ranting autistic troll...
I seem to remember saying something earlier about the internet and truth...
Can't quite remember what...
Anyway no worries, maybe he is telling the truth, or maybe, just maybe, that has attempted breeding with a slight chance of success.
Chilling isn't it?
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 11, 2011 0:06:51 GMT 1
As I've said before, there's precisely zero chance of Chris being a Troll. For one, if he is, he's kept up his facade for five years straight without a single slip-up. Surely a guy like that would be in the CIA, and not be an internet lolcow. Secondly, there's footage from the news of an 8 year old Chris acting exactly the same as he does now, minus begging for sex. Then again, maybe he did lose his virginity since he made that video. After all, who wouldn't want this?:
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Post by Cali on Nov 11, 2011 1:29:00 GMT 1
After all, who wouldn't want this?: Sorry. That gets me every time. Anyway, why do people keep thinking that Chris is a troll? If that's the case, Ronald Reagan was a cosmonaut.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 11, 2011 4:58:02 GMT 1
Like the idea of laughing at Chris, but find yourself unable to due to a misguided sense of sympathy/pity? "Twin Falling Towers" should take care of that!
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Post by Clint Johnston on Nov 11, 2011 6:54:18 GMT 1
Cali, your video summed up opinion of this whole thread
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 11, 2011 11:22:58 GMT 1
Would you believe it's four years to the day that Chris uploaded the infamous ShecameforCWC.JPG? (NSFW) I think that calls for a related classic: "She broke up with me so much long ti—so much long ago because the contributors to that ED page… you broke the emotional streng—strength between us. You promoted such twists and turns to everything I have said and drawn and written and whatnot… You broke up the best friendship, the best relationship, the closest I could ever have in this pitiful adult life! " - Chris, on how we "forced" him to create poorly drawn porn of him and his IRL friend, then upload it to his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 11, 2011 15:14:39 GMT 1
How old is he again?
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Post by jklinders on Nov 11, 2011 17:18:51 GMT 1
Late 20s going on 12 I think...
I don't follow him. Following this guy strikes me as bordering on self inflicted mental torture and I cannot even get past the sound of his voice. That's not at all fair but that is the way it is. I had the misfortune to work with a (very) mild version of this strange person and I wanted to choke him because he was always talking nonsense and just...wouldn't...shut...up.
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