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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 7, 2011 5:13:55 GMT 1
He's really done it this time... Yep, Chris and his mother are due in court next month for various offences (though Chris' crimes against the internet are conspicuous by their absence) I really can't believe this... The manchild apparently even spent two whole days in police custody! I bet this behaviour has something to do with the loss of Bob. Anyone following the saga knew that something big was going to happen when he passed away, after all. Very fitting behaviour for a 29 year old man. We're in for the mother of all explanations when America's premier excuse for a man gets back to the internet...
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Post by Clint Johnston on Nov 7, 2011 8:09:19 GMT 1
Dude, you need therapy.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 7, 2011 8:45:31 GMT 1
Says the guy with some sort of flaming horse of the damned as his avatar...
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Nov 7, 2011 14:43:44 GMT 1
Glow/fish, why are you so focus with this guy? I know he's a sad excuse for a human, but I'm a little worried about your obsession with him and his antics in the late. There's two sayings:
"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Nietzsche
And this:
Don't feed the troll - Some random commenter
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 7, 2011 17:03:12 GMT 1
I can see the fascination here actually. It's a train wreck of sorts, you cant stop watching....
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Post by Clint Johnston on Nov 7, 2011 17:58:47 GMT 1
Says the guy with some sort of flaming horse of the damned as his avatar... More like the lazy guy who hasn't changed his Halloween Avatar
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Post by Mister Buch on Nov 7, 2011 19:16:37 GMT 1
Glow.
You are an obsessed lunatic.
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Post by Cali on Nov 7, 2011 21:24:54 GMT 1
I really can't believe this... The manchild apparently even spent two whole days in police custody! I can. It was pretty much inevitable from Day One that the saga was going to end on a bitter note. Chris is fascinating on so many levels. The fact that he's a hilarious trainwreck is the funny bone of a much larger skeletal phenomenon. He's practically a flagship exhibit of the dark side of modern American consumerism, as well as the ultimate examples of many different deficiencies of psychology, such as his terrible narcissism, his racism, his coddled upbringing, unbelievable laziness, his twisted libido, and his utterly crippled view on reality. If biographies such as "On Abraham Lincoln" outline the qualities of a successful national leader, and "Mein Kampf" as the ramblings of a terrible psychotic despot, then the Chris-chan saga is a massive file case full of information on a generally terrible, yet harmless human being. Bet on it: Christian Weston Chandler's legacy will be taught in University psychology classes. People are already starting to write essays about him. Good point. However, to me, Chris does the polar opposite. It gives me hope in so many ways just by glancing at his state of affairs. Chris is a troll as much as Andrew Schaefly is a commissar in the Soviet Army. I know a ton of people who follow Chris-chan's saga as much as Glow does, such as a ton of fanfiction writers I know, friends in real life, celebrities such as Harry Partridge (of Saturday Morning Watchmen fame), That Guy With the Glasses, the members of Screw-Attack Europe, and Ray William Johnson. And why it may be more than a little odd and reek of tabloid junkiness, it's probably not quite borderline obsession. Besides, there are people such as Clyde Cash and A.V. Dierten who practically devote their life to trolling and gathering info on him. He's the ultimate lolcow. The amount of information written and gathered about him (which 90% of this was offered by Chris himself, even the nastiest info that normal people would not freely offer) is colossal. There's a line of unnofficial merchandise, a ton of fan-art, fan-comics, parody videos, an animated series, and several mentions on mainstream radio. It's amazing to see how big the whole thing has become.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 7, 2011 23:25:26 GMT 1
You know, ironically, October and November have been the low point of my obsession with Chris-chan. I've only been checking the wiki every two or three days.
I prefer to think of it as some sort of sadistically funny sitcom, though. Makes me feel a lot better about myself, knowing that my life isn't quite as messed up... yet.
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Post by Cali on Nov 8, 2011 17:55:13 GMT 1
So the court hearing was yesterday. Not exactly surprised that no charges were dropped. Pretty awesome that his get out of jail-free autism card finally ceased to work. I kind of wonder if Chris will get institutionalized rather than put in a state or federal prison, considering his horrible mental issues. Though considering the economic climate of the prison industry, it's likely private prisons are always looking for cheap labor. Chris may end up getting into the pen after all.
I'm sort of imagining Chris' barging into the GAMe PLACe in a romantic fashion, like a medieval siege or something like the Battle of Britain.
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Post by Rascarin on Nov 8, 2011 19:53:47 GMT 1
I think I'm out of the loop. Who/what is going on?
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Post by Clint Johnston on Nov 8, 2011 20:01:01 GMT 1
Don't ask. Just hide!
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Post by Cali on Nov 8, 2011 22:38:54 GMT 1
Christian Weston Chandler is a perverse, racist, homophobic, obese, narcissistic, lazy, , completely untalented autistic manchild that the Internet loves laughing at. Most notably he's the creator of Sonichu, a horrible, poorly drawn, convoluted, occasionally disturbing and weird webcomic. This thread is likely just going to be Glow and I talking. First learning about Chris Chan can be tough as well as emotionally and mentally damaging at first. So the process of becoming an avid CWCker is somewhat like becoming a Jedi. Though there are a hell of a lot of folks I know that were immediately laughing their keisters off as soon as they first read the wiki the trolls made. The wiki: sonichu.comIf people say TVTropes is like crack in it's addictiveness then sonichu.com is like crystal meth made by Walter White. The articles there are very well written as well, and very speculative and scholarly about the details regarding Chris. My personal favorites are "Chris and reality" and "Chris and the law".
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 8, 2011 22:46:06 GMT 1
I'm still positive he's faking it all and fame got to his head. Nobody can be that stupid...nobody...
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Post by Mister Buch on Nov 8, 2011 22:49:08 GMT 1
Christian Weston Chandler is a perverse, racist, homophobic, obese, narcissistic, lazy, , completely untalented autistic manchild This is why I'm disturbed by the whole phenomenon. I've only seen one or two videos so I can't claim to understand this, but I do get the impression that this 'Chris-chan' business is just laughing at an autistic man's strange behaviour. This... is wrong?
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