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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Dec 23, 2014 22:26:11 GMT 1
The first time I talked to Varric in Haven, he ended up doing the dwarf /dance from WoW.
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Post by jklinders on Dec 23, 2014 22:31:37 GMT 1
Been playing Metal Gear Solid: Revengence. Snagged it on a Steam sale the other day. The funny thing is the title.
Real talk, the scene where you are going into Mexico and Raidan's idea of blending in to the crowd is to buy the most over the top ridiculous sombrero and poncho and use it to got eh 5 feet from his car to the manhole cover. His cybernetics would have been far less conspicuous. One of the locals seeing him had his jaw resting on teh ground. It was almost to the end of the 5 minute conversation on the sewers before I stopped laughing.
I know that game is taking the piss, but it still tries at points real hard to be serious and fails mightily.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Dec 23, 2014 22:56:04 GMT 1
Something tells me this game isn't really canon is it?
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Post by Mr. Glow on Dec 24, 2014 0:30:59 GMT 1
Just wait til you get to the final boss.
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Post by jklinders on Dec 24, 2014 0:59:04 GMT 1
I already knew about evil Stephen Colbert. The video that someone ( I think you Glow) posted with the final boss fight was what made me want that game. Got him first try BTW. probably the easiest one in the game aside from the prologue mech.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Dec 28, 2014 21:19:35 GMT 1
Varric's retort to Corypheus in the final battle.
Corypheus; Child of the stone, by the end of this you will pray you remained under the ground with the rest of your kin! Varric; We resorting to dwarf jokes already?!
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jan 19, 2015 1:44:15 GMT 1
I just bounced a lit flare off the Alien's head in Isolation as it charged me. That shit was hilarious.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Jan 29, 2015 11:28:49 GMT 1
So I was looking at a wiki that is dedicated to that one particular Skyrim mod and there's a page that details that one follower doesn't level up with the player and his class is a farmer. I was like "fair enough, a joke character". Then I look though his major skills sets and this is what it showed up on his page: Primary Skills: Sweeping, Washing, Pack Mule. Wow. That modder does have an eye for details. That's some fucking dedication right there.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 14, 2015 2:21:51 GMT 1
Around the start of Inquisition, I had a conversation with Leliana about the Divine where I naturally asked if they were banging.
Over seventy hours later, I met the Divine in the Fade, and saw how old she was. She isn't Wynne old, she's seriously decrepit looking.
No wonder Leliana got so touchy about it.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Mar 17, 2015 4:06:42 GMT 1
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Mar 17, 2015 4:38:56 GMT 1
And...
Joker: "Look, Shepard, there's no easy way for me to say this, which is why it's fortunate I'm pretty hammered right now. Traynor has a thing for robots!"
Traynor: "Wanker."
Joker: "I mean the tech background, being all into EDI's voice... Just think about it!"
Traynor: "I'm going to kill you later, just so we're clear."
Joker: "Fortunately, Shepard, you're what? Thirty percent cybernetic since Cerberus brought you back? That's probably enough for her."
Shepard: "Well, I for one am relieved."
Traynor: "Is it really a full thirty percent? Hmm..."
Shepard: "...And just a little creeped out."
Joker: "Just bear in mind, she's probably going to check to see whether your back lights up during sex, so... if there's any reach around action, it's... you know, because she's looking for your cyborg parts."
Traynor: "Ah, it doesn't."
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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 30, 2015 19:15:44 GMT 1
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Jan 26, 2016 14:53:47 GMT 1
Seriously, this should have been in the game imo.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Feb 14, 2016 1:21:39 GMT 1
Apparently this is from the Mass Effect Monopoly.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on May 3, 2019 14:30:41 GMT 1
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