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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Feb 13, 2011 3:29:04 GMT 1
I'm surprised that no one made this thread, despite the fact we run into funny situations more than we could count.
So I'm going to start a couple:
1. Most of the Schtick in Bayonetta. Seriously, this game was made as a scathing parody of fan service games.
2. Sargent Dorman making a big ass rant about you 'losing' your power armour in Fallout 2.
3. "There is a bad place where all the mutants come from. It is bad, vault is good. Please, destroy bad place." This is how you get the quest to kill all the super mutants in Fallout 1 if your character int has like... 1.
4. Chrono Trigger. Ayala has a great source for innuendos, the original restoration translation helps too: Ayala: (To Chono) This man is strong, Me like strong man. Marle: Hey, you get away from Chono, do you hear me? Ayala: This woman is strong too. Me like both man and woman! Marle: ... Oh dear.
4. Mordin Singing... full stop.
That's all I can remember on the top of my head for now... so what's yours?
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Post by docfronkensteen on Feb 15, 2011 2:07:18 GMT 1
I know this isn't non-Mass Effect, but its one of the funniest moments of gaming in recent memory for me.......
(My favorite bit)
Human: Its called a belly button. Humans and asari have them, and you're going to be doing shots out of it later tonight.
Turian:That can't be sanitary.....
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Post by Clint Johnston on Feb 15, 2011 4:53:22 GMT 1
Human: Wait, you don't think they're mind-controlling us to make us see them as attractive, do you? Turian: Please be quiet. You're going to ruin asari for me, and there aren't many turian women on Illium.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Feb 16, 2011 12:25:23 GMT 1
Human: Aren't Salerian years like dog years or something. Salerian: Ok, now that's offensive.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Feb 17, 2011 4:51:17 GMT 1
Dragonage Origins: Oghren visiting Felsi
"Ah, well, it's been fun, Felsi, but I gotta go." "Wait, you're leaving? You just got here. I haven't called you a shaft-rat yet!" "Oh, you can't keep the Archdemon waiting. You hurt its feelings, it might just turn the whole blight around and go home. Nobody wants that."
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Feb 17, 2011 5:28:05 GMT 1
One of the best exchange in DA.
The Wang Dang Atomic Tango quest in New Vegas. The robot recruitment scene... both disturbing and a little hilarious at the same time.
The best part is the quest giver's response when you told him about the robot that you've found:
Garret: Hot dang it! I've been searching that robot for years. Courier: This robot is ready for your service... he's a bit durable. Garret: Really? Imagine the possibilities with him. He doesn't come with a manual? Screw it, I'm going to try it out... uh, for my client of course.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Feb 26, 2011 7:24:04 GMT 1
That whole quest was bizarre. You certainly wouldn't have seen it in Fallout 3!
He still wins the election... somehow.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 19, 2011 13:01:23 GMT 1
My bedroom got trashed badly in the beginning of Pokemon Black, enough said.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 19, 2011 19:45:16 GMT 1
Eh? what happens?
I've been creating my own hilarious moments in Dragon Age: Origins. There's a talent rogues can learn called Feign Death. While the ability is activated, the rogue plays dead, making the enemy ignore them.
I've set tactics for Leliana and Zevran to activate it on sight of any enemy, so you can be walking around, spot a bandit, only to have the rogues throw themselves to the ground long before any enemy even reaches them.
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Post by jklinders on Mar 19, 2011 21:21:42 GMT 1
Eh? what happens? I've been creating my own hilarious moments in Dragon Age: Origins. There's a talent rogues can learn called Feign Death. While the ability is activated, the rogue plays dead, making the enemy ignore them. I've set tactics for Leliana and Zevran to activate it on sight of any enemy, so you can be walking around, spot a bandit, only to have the rogues throw themselves to the ground long before any enemy even reaches them. Do you call those tactics "The french Twist" by any chance? We surrender, we surrender!!!
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Post by docfronkensteen on Mar 19, 2011 22:13:48 GMT 1
For any fans of the Half Life series.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 20, 2011 12:33:20 GMT 1
Eh? what happens? I've been creating my own hilarious moments in Dragon Age: Origins. There's a talent rogues can learn called Feign Death. While the ability is activated, the rogue plays dead, making the enemy ignore them. I've set tactics for Leliana and Zevran to activate it on sight of any enemy, so you can be walking around, spot a bandit, only to have the rogues throw themselves to the ground long before any enemy even reaches them. I forgot to add a link to that scene. Here it is. As for the tactics in DA: O, that's utterly hillerious.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 20, 2011 18:34:33 GMT 1
That was funny, and unusual for you to get the starter Pokemon like that. When I saw the thumbnail of the wrecked room, and the "gift", my first thought was "Timebomb". But I dunno, maybe that would've been a bit dark for a kid's game.
"At least the NINTENDO WII survived the accident without a scratch."
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 21, 2011 4:44:23 GMT 1
Speaking of dark, the whole Team Plasma schtick is kinda serious business after the massive reveal at the end of the game. Makes Team Rocket look like harmless playground kids in a gang in comparison.
Anyways, another funny moment in Pokemon Black. After you beat one of the Team Plasma grunt, their losing dialogue goes something like this:
This is bad! Badbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbad! Bad for Team Plasma! Or Plasbad, for short!
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Post by jklinders on Mar 23, 2011 2:10:26 GMT 1
I love Hawke's snarky replies.
My favorite so far seems to only be available when you pick the mercs as your ticket into the city. It goes sorta like as follows.
Magistrate: Ah Hawke I was looking for someone with your "special talents" Hawke: Somehow I don't think you mean my ability to juggle small rodents while humming Orlesian ballads.
Magistrate: I hope that...whatever you just described is not the extent of your abilities or I have been seriously misinformed.
It's not just what was said but how both VA's said it. The delivery on the part of both VA's was perfect.
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