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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 16, 2013 0:49:05 GMT 1
I just had a seriously ridiculous moment in Morrowind.
I'm doing the Thieves Guild questline right now, and my boss sent me to steal a house key from one Ondres Nerano, a merchant in Balmora, so she could rob the guy blind another time.
So I head to the mark's house, hoping to quickly swipe the key. It doesn't go that well. I come up behind him and take the key, but sadly, I'm more of a warrior than a rogue. He spotted me, and before long, the fairly puny merchant is trying to punch me to death. I hit him a few times with my Dwemer Shortsword, but he kept coming.
So, deciding I didn't want to turn my robbery into a murder, I put the sword away and just started punching. Except I didn't have the best Hand-to-Hand skill. What I did have was a bucket load of Restore Fatigue potions.
What basically ensued was an hour and a half (IRL) long fistfight that ended up with me gaining 32 levels in Hand-to-Hand and dashing out the front door the second I managed to knock Nerano to the ground.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jun 16, 2013 5:54:41 GMT 1
I cannot imagine...
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Post by Mr. Glow on Sept 2, 2013 7:17:00 GMT 1
If you pick a fight with one of the Bullies in Bully, he shouts something to the effect of "YOU WANNA SEE ME GET UPSET?! HUH, DAD?!!" I was losing it when I heard it earlier.
Also, most of the characters have a special line of dialogue for suffering a groin attack. One of the nerds' is "Right in the Jabberwocky!".
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Sept 2, 2013 18:36:43 GMT 1
I SEEN THAT MOVIE! .... It was shite.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Sept 20, 2013 22:39:38 GMT 1
Lamar's becoming one of my favourite GTA characters. He's basically Ryder from GTA: San Andreas but somehow actually likeable.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 16, 2013 21:37:25 GMT 1
I was playing Star Wars Galaxies years and years ago.
I was on Yavin, I drove my airspeeder out to this random little Jedi temple in the middle of nowhere. The sun was setting, the score was giving the whole trip a touch of Star Was magic.
After I got out of my speeder, I met another player. He was a portly Wookiee, and a fellow Jedi, standing around in the middle of nowhere doing nothing.
He was wearing a Jedi robe I'd never seen before. Naturally, I asked my fellow Jedi how to get that rare outfit.
He just told me I was a noob and that I should fuck off.
That's one of my enduring memories of the game, due to the sheer un-Star Wars-yness of it.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 16, 2013 22:17:35 GMT 1
You are a strange man, Glow...
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Post by Mister Buch on Feb 15, 2014 3:10:27 GMT 1
I'm starting to look forward to this one now!
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Post by Mr. Glow on Feb 15, 2014 9:11:12 GMT 1
I'm not really a South Park fan, but I'm still thinking of picking this up 'cause Obsidian. The gameplay I've seen does look pretty good, though.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Feb 17, 2014 0:55:29 GMT 1
"Welcome to the KKK, Douchebag the Jew!" might be the funniest thing I've heard in a game in a while.
All the pokes at the gameplay mechanics and such during the tutorial are pretty good, too.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 24, 2014 2:02:58 GMT 1
Wouldn't be Metal Gear without a dramatic scene ruined by hilariously awful line delivery.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Mar 24, 2014 23:00:22 GMT 1
The length of that video is actually Metal Gear Solid 5: Ground Zeroes' entire run.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 24, 2014 23:30:31 GMT 1
Kaz, I'm already a demo.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Mar 25, 2014 0:25:14 GMT 1
Should we place Paz' second bomb here to?
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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 25, 2014 21:13:07 GMT 1
Should we place Paz' second bomb here to? Doubly so if you've seen the episode of South Park that parodies 24. (Someone's just edited it's Wikipedia page claiming that Ground Zeroes is a reference to it, holy shit). Poor Kojima, though. He tries to write a dark, shocking story and instead we get FIDDLE and vagina bombs.
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