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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Feb 15, 2014 19:52:47 GMT 1
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here! Now we're finishing this deal, and then maybe, maybe we'll come back for those morons... got themselves caught... and you can't change that by getting all... bendy.
Wash: All what?
Jayne: You got the light... from the console to keep you... lifting you up... they shine like... [Starts grabbing at the air] little angels... [Jayne falls flat on the floor.] Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep? Simon: I told him to sit down...
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Feb 15, 2014 20:22:08 GMT 1
And going back to Book's hair: apparently there's more to that scene than we easily recall.
[River is hiding from Book, freaked out by his enormous unbundled mane of white hair.] River: They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger. Book: River? Please, why don't you come on out? River: No! Can't. Too much hair. Book: Is— is that it? Zoe: Hell, yes, preacher. If I didn't have stuff to get done, I'd be in there with her. . . . Zoe: River, honey, he's putting the hair away now. [Book starts to tie his hair back.] River: Doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Feb 15, 2014 20:50:44 GMT 1
*Mal is being strangled by Bad-guy's Henchman as Zoe, Wash, and Jayne charge in. Jayne prepares to fire but Zoe stops him.*
Zoe: Wait. The Captain has to do this himself. Mal: No! No he doesn't! Zoe: Oh, Well alright then.
*They shoot the guy full of holes*
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Feb 16, 2014 3:04:52 GMT 1
More River epic: when she was trolling that bounty hunter in the last episode.
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Post by jklinders on Feb 16, 2014 3:47:23 GMT 1
Almost everything that bounty hunter said was pure gold.
Speaking of bounty hunters, in Star Wars the Old Republic when you are playing a bounty hunter you can get this gem late in the first chapter.
Jedi Master who happens to be your bounty: *trying force persuade complete with hand wave* You will drop your weapons and surrender.
Bounty Hunter: *mockingly waving his hand* You look like a complete idiot.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Feb 16, 2014 4:28:15 GMT 1
I just had a thought about Heart of Gold: the men on that planet must have all been from the darkest recesses of Reddit. It all makes sense to me now.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Feb 16, 2014 4:38:30 GMT 1
*tips cowboy hat, fires laser weapon at whorehouse*
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Post by Cali on Mar 19, 2014 0:02:19 GMT 1
Typical chat convo with Buch: Me: (random quote or surreal/meaningless phrase) Buch: Damn... I'm drawing a blank. Is that from Aladdin? No! Back to the Future Part III! Me: Nothing. Just saying random things Buch. Buch: Ah! Should have known! Buch: So what exactly prompted this? You been doing random Aladdin-esque things? (A week or so passes by before Cali ignores the question and repeats the same thing, resulting in ever increasing randomness between us) Typical chat convo with Jklinders: Me: Sup. Jklinders: Oh hai. Me: How's life treatin' you, homeslice? Jklinders: Not bad. Not bad. Jklinders: You know it's 6am here, right? Shouldn't you be in bed? Me: Can't sleep. People die. Jklinders: Join the club. Anyway, gotta go to work. Bai. Me: Laterz. Typical chat convo with Gorvar: Me: Sup. Gorvar: Hey dude! Me: What's your opinion on Allosaurs? Gorvar: Meh. Wannabes. Gorvar: You can tell they're not T-Rexes because they're trying to hard to be like them. Me: I see. Gorvar: Yeah, still fearsome though. Me: I just broke wind. Gorvar: Dude, gnarly. (conversation continues with both an intellectual and childish vibe) Typical voice chat conversation with Tillian (with exaggerated accents and mannerisms): Tillian: So yeeh. Tell me about it, mate. Cali: *sips beer while playing StarCraft* Yuuup, I tell you what. Tillian: Oh, didja heah what David Gaihdah said yestehdey? Cali: Yep. That boy ain't right, I tell you what. Tillian: I know! He's a tootal cunt! I mean, really BioWeah, really? Cali: Ohshit DarkTemplars are attackin'! Mah base, armory and factory are on fire maynelemme tell ya! by dang-ol Dark Templars right now, mayne! Tillian: Wait whoot? I can't heah yeeo, bloke! Slow deown! Cali: ......dang...... ol'...... Dark.... Templar..... crept..... into.... mah..... dang..... ol'..... base..... factory........ on...... fire..... dang.... ol..... Starport.... done... gone... BOOM! Mayne... Tillian: Yeayh, tell me about it. Oooh! A picture of a Bengal tigah! Cali: Oh, I just remembered I had science vessels and firebats. And science vessel and firebat accessories! (Ending credits)Typical chat convo with Knightfall: Cali: Hey dude! =D Knight: Hey Cali! =D Cali: Duuuuude! =D Knight: Broooo! =D Cali: Ha haaa! ;D Knight: Lmao XD Cali: Tee hee XD Knight: Lololol Cali: Looooooool Knight: XD XD XD Cali: Lmfao Knightfall: Rofl Cali: loool XD (Continues indefinitely)
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Post by jklinders on Mar 19, 2014 2:22:50 GMT 1
Good to see that I'm apparently a Lolcat.
Pretty funny though.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Apr 8, 2014 1:06:05 GMT 1
"And what are we without honor?" Jesse asks a bit philosophically in response to Eric's shot about chivalry. "I'm a monster, but at least it gives me something to help shackle the beast when pretentious weak-willed silver-spoon motherfuckers aren't pushing my buttons on a regular basis."
Seeing the blonde Ventrue starting to run away and give a weak parting shot, Jesse snickers. "Running away so soon? Afraid of a vampire half your size? Going to go crying to the Prince now? Can't say I'm surprised." he asks, his voice dripping with sarcastic surprise and disdain. "I suspect the Camarilla gave you a lobotomy when you agreed to their ridiculous notion that you're the oldest Kindred's bitch by default, but I didn't know they removed your spine as well. Can't even handle a single upstart Brujah? Not even one as young as me? Pathetic.
Dropping the sarcasm, Jesse's voice shifts into pure derision. Go ahead. Run and hide behind the skirts of your masters like a good little bitch. Maybe your Primogen will even allow you the 'honor' of kissing their ass in full-view of everyone before the night's out. After all, what good are you if you can't even fight your own battles, especially those of your own making? I wouldn't be surprised if a fucking ghoul ends up ordering you around and you obey like the faithful hound: eager to please his masters for the slightest fragment of a chance that they'll even acknowledge your worthless existence."
- Jesse Connor, Brujah Anarch
Background, Jesse is a character I'm running on a Vampire: The Masquerade RP board and Eric is a Camarilla Ventrue who's been fucking with him for a while, culminating in Eric tripping Jesse into Frenzy in a public bar. Fortunately, things didn't get too far out of hand and now Jesse's itching for payback. Sadly, Eric's trying to duck out of the fight so I came up with that bit to goad him into staying.
A fellow poster responded with this in chat:
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Post by Cali on Apr 23, 2014 4:21:26 GMT 1
Multivitamin Missile: Holy dayum Multivitamin Missile: Diablo III is actually a good game now Chairman Meow: I know right? Chairman Meow: When did THAT happen? Multivitamin Missile: Well Multivitamin Missile: I dunno Multivitamin Missile: Marty McFly or some shit
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Liz the Geth
Serviceman 3rd Class
Do you consider this platform... "Kawaii"?
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Post by Liz the Geth on May 3, 2014 1:33:35 GMT 1
These quotes are... Illogical...
We bust build consesus. We will get back to you with references and quotes.
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Post by Clint Johnston on May 3, 2014 5:22:45 GMT 1
Video unrelated, I believe.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on May 3, 2014 10:32:37 GMT 1
The Terminizer, an erotic thriller?
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Post by Cali on Jul 17, 2014 21:19:32 GMT 1
"In one way or another, porn is always going to be around. There's no stopping it; even humanity's legendary propensity for murdering other species can't hold a candle to our willingness to ogle boobs." - Pauli Poisuo, From Cracked
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