N7v1K0
Lieutenant
This one has no time for your solid waste excretions.
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Post by N7v1K0 on May 14, 2010 18:41:32 GMT 1
There will be 5 new Hammerhead missions coming in June. Priced 560MP, the Overlord Pack will be "the largest ME2 DLC yet." Apparently, it's set on a hub world with 5 different locations you'll need the Hammerhead to get to. It will be more open worlded, similar to the old Mako missions, and one of the parts has been described as having "alien space cows (hint! ) grazing on beautiful green fields. The storyline behing it is meant to have a little bit of a horror-feel, as the main enemy is a crazy human/geth hybrid AI. It can assume direct control of anything synthetic, wheter geth or mechs. Cereberus is counting on you to prevent their failed experiment from going on a rampage in the galaxy!
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 14, 2010 23:24:39 GMT 1
I'm really looking forwards to this installment of Developers Love Cash, err... I mean Downloadable Content.
Seriously though, I wish Bioware would just stop. DLC is like buying a bottle of coke, then buying another bottle that's empty except for the last 10% of coke that's mainly built up saliva.
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Post by Hodster on May 15, 2010 16:38:01 GMT 1
Looking forward to this! I must say I find it funny how everyone was mad at bioware for not having alot of promised DLC for the first ME and now when we are finally get all the DLC for ME2 everybody is like I wish they would stop putting them out.
I don't get it.
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Post by jklinders on May 15, 2010 18:28:27 GMT 1
Maybe a couple of the run up missions will allow you to find a HUD to install on the Hammerhead and shields that can withstand the blistering force of an emphatic sneeze
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Post by jklinders on May 15, 2010 18:30:37 GMT 1
Oh and Shepard has to clean up yet another Cerberus screw up....surprise surprise. Amazing TIM was not replaced by a cocker spaniel before ME 2 started, I mean really.
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Post by Cali on May 16, 2010 0:18:11 GMT 1
The Illusive Man puffed on his cigarette, exhaling cancerous vapor from his nostrils. "Miranda, have you brainstormed any way else to nickel and dime Shepard and our other agents?"
The effigy of Miranda was supported by a thin sheet of metal that attached to the back of various cardboard, plastic and wooden parts, painted and drawn to look like Miranda of course.
The illusive man leaned over, as if to pass gas, but he was after all in the presence of a lady, and yielded. "Excellent idea, Miranda. I now know why I have you as my second in command."
The intercom chimed. "Boss, someone wants to speak with you."
"Very well. I'm a very open minded individual." He replied
There was a second chime, shorter and lower in treble. Sounds of nervous breathing were heard beyond the link. "Hey bro... it's your uh... bro."
"Clarify please." The illusive man put out his cigarette on the ashtray on his chair.
"It's Illusive Estovez!" The voice barked. "I haven't seen you in years! Why haven't you called?!"
"Well, I respect your liking for me, Estovez." Illusive man began to light another cigarette. "But I'm too busy being richer and more successful that you. Can you call back?"
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 16, 2010 22:42:50 GMT 1
That was epic wynne!
The thing that gets me about ME2 DLC, is that instead of releasing content that adds anything to the story or game world, like Bring Down the Sky, Bioware are just releasing a gun I'll never use or some bad armour every other week.
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Post by Mister Buch on May 19, 2010 22:50:38 GMT 1
Illusive Estevez!! That's hilarious, Cali!
I won't download this. I've reached the end of my Bioware DLC tether now. No Darkspawn Chronicles either.
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