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Post by Cali on Feb 24, 2010 0:54:29 GMT 1
From Pearl Harbor to the Cobra Crisis Who was at My Lia tearin' shit up Who was blowin' holes in Private Eddie Slavik When the bastard turned his back on this once great nation
Who do the republicans want to help them combat socialism stand up to schoolteachers who preach Darwinism
G.I. Joe Dun dun dun G.I. Joe Dun dun dun
Having sex with women and storming the beaches Giving kids Hershey bars and torching pillboxes
G.I. Joe helped us win the war in Vietnam They're helping us kick ass in the raghead nations Don't fuck with G.I. Joe Or G.I. Joe will fuck you even harder
He'll bleed on the flag to make damn sure the stripes stay red He'll walk into your town with a riot shield to make sure you add the white and blue!
G.I. Joe Dun dun dun G.I. Joe Dun dun dunG.I. Joe is an elite fighting force initially made up of white working class Americans, but was later added racially and sexually diverse (excluding those sinful homosexuals) commandos into it's ranks. It is funded by Senator Sam Brownback (R - Kansas), to bring glory to America and justice to the nation of Islam.(Ending Guitar Riff)
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Post by Knightfall on Feb 24, 2010 1:48:26 GMT 1
Fuck yeah!
Now I know!
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Post by Mister Buch on Feb 24, 2010 12:59:31 GMT 1
*waits for it.......* (Also - that was hysterical, Cali.)
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Post by Knightfall on Feb 24, 2010 19:35:22 GMT 1
I'd find it a lot more hysterical if it wasn't so true. Nine-Tenths of Republicans have that attitude. =( Will no one finish this for me?!?!
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Post by Hodster on Feb 24, 2010 20:49:35 GMT 1
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!! And...
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