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Post by Zarsthor on Dec 20, 2009 7:48:11 GMT 1
So we watched Transformers 1 today... I fell asleep somewhere after Optimus Prime made a dick out of himself, that creepy kid got taken by section 7 and they left Bumble Bee to die.... the fuck? I was prepared for disappointment but I still had to question all of the writing. Dear god.... I never knew something could suck so bad and the action scenes? What was happening? You just saw someone's foot moving, then the camera would rock and make me dizzy then some fire and ... battle over? WHAT HAPPENED! Thank goodness I slept through the ending.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Dec 20, 2009 9:02:08 GMT 1
Wow... no offence but I think I'll skip the Transformer series like a plague. Sure my memories as a kid watching transformers in TV was really fuzzy but... man, that did sounded too close to ruining my childhood dreams. Yeah... this ain't going to be good.
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Post by Zarsthor on Dec 20, 2009 10:39:39 GMT 1
The Transformers movie isn't even about the Transformers. They only seemed to get 5 minutes air time. Its just about some humans. Very bad actor human's
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Post by Mister Buch on Dec 21, 2009 0:53:47 GMT 1
Zars - for the sequel, imagine what you just saw, but literally twice as bad.
Also - how about the bit where Bumblebee - one of my childhood heroes - pissed on a guy? How about that?
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Post by Zarsthor on Dec 25, 2009 16:41:41 GMT 1
lol Yeah that was so sereal. I didn't know transformers had the fluid spare to piss on someone.
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Post by Mister Buch on Jan 3, 2010 16:17:26 GMT 1
This makes me so damn happy.
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Post by Rascarin on Jan 4, 2010 3:29:13 GMT 1
Saw Transformers 2 the other day - it was awful. Really, really awful.
Especially the bit where whatshisname - I can't even remember it - is dead and then he's in Robot Heaven or something and they're all "it's your DESTINY!", and then he's alive again.
Srsly. Wat.
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Post by Mister Buch on Jan 5, 2010 1:14:53 GMT 1
I'm glad you said so Scarin. Yes Robot Heaven was probably my favourite / least favourite moment. It just came out of nowhere. I think at that point Michael Bay gave up, and starting actively trying to make the worst film ever released in cinemas.
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Post by Zarsthor on Jan 11, 2010 2:37:55 GMT 1
Oh dear god. I read that about robot heaven and burst out laughing. lol
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