|
Post by Knightfall on Nov 8, 2010 5:30:42 GMT 1
What's this area of the ship?
This is your room, Commander.
Right...What can I do here?
I don't know, that's entirely up to you.
Can I play the violin?
Do you have that ability, Commander?
No.
Then, no, you can't.
Right...
|
|
|
Post by jklinders on Nov 8, 2010 13:20:29 GMT 1
Continuing on this sordid sarcastic path... "What's this area of the ship/" "This is your private bathroom, as a special note it has the only working toilet in the galaxy" "What can I do here?" "You can flush the toilet after not using it" pause"Also but only if you are female and romancing Garrus you can use the shower, but only once" Maleshep
|
|
|
Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 8, 2010 20:07:02 GMT 1
Continuing on this sordid sarcastic path... "What's this area of the ship/" "This is your private bathroom, as a special note it has the only working toilet in the galaxy" "What can I do here?" "You can flush the toilet after not using it" pause"Also but only if you are female and romancing Garrus you can use the shower, but only once" Maleshep And not after. Ew.
|
|
|
Post by Battlechantress on Nov 8, 2010 23:18:04 GMT 1
Anyone else ever look in the sink in the private quarters? I mean *really* look at it. Seriously, you'll want to bring a few bottles of Comet in there with you next time.
AND WHY THE HELL DOES OUR BATHROOM NOT HAVE A TOILET SEAT?! Hello, not all of us can pee standing up!
|
|
|
Post by jklinders on Nov 9, 2010 2:06:55 GMT 1
Anyone else ever look in the sink in the private quarters? I mean *really* look at it. Seriously, you'll want to bring a few bottles of Comet in there with you next time. AND WHY THE HELL DOES OUR BATHROOM NOT HAVE A TOILET SEAT?! Hello, not all of us can pee standing up! Well we don't exactly take a dump standing up either. Maybe there is a different button that causes the seat to fold out or something.
|
|
|
Post by Battlechantress on Nov 9, 2010 2:47:34 GMT 1
I dunno. The toilet is stainless steel. I'm thinking the lack of a seat is due to another budget cut courtesy of Timmy. And did anyone else notice that there are no towels in there? So when a fem Shep romances Garrus, what the heck is she using to towel herself off with ('cause I'm not seeing any fans or heating source in there either)? And if she's using up a valuable resource on a ship (water) then they definitely aren't using any high- tech options to promote good hygiene either.
(Yeah, I am procrastinating on writing tonight big- time. I'll get around to it, just had a bad day at work and my back is killing me.)
|
|
|
Post by jklinders on Nov 9, 2010 4:39:03 GMT 1
Budget cuts, well that's what you get when you let the private sector call all the shots. I imagine water is distilled and recycled aboard ship in such a way as it is not truly wasted Aside from sweat that is. There is probably some blow dryers that we don't see drying folks off. Still surprisingly low tech, everyone but the Shep probably has to make do with some kind of high tech but non soothing equivalent.
|
|
|
Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 9, 2010 19:17:29 GMT 1
The less I know about how a group of terrorists operate the toilets on their spaceship, the better. There are some things man just wasn't meant to know.
Then again, with all the crazy stuff Mass Effect fields do, it's not any more ridiculous to imagine Cerberus can magic up more water whenever they want.
|
|
|
Post by Clint Johnston on Nov 10, 2010 22:56:41 GMT 1
So... I think Star Paladin Cross might have been pissed with me when I fired her...
We were in Vault 87, and I took all my stuff back for handy locker storage (including the t-51b armor), and told her to hit the road. Then I went to my meeting with Destiny. Right after Autumn says "Prepare him for transport immediately" I hear Cross' voice "The Brotherhood is at your disposal"
|
|
|
Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 10, 2010 23:07:58 GMT 1
Right after Autumn says "Prepare him for transport immediately" I hear Cross' voice "The Brotherhood is at your disposal" Or maybe, it's a Brotherhood/Enclave conspiracy!?!?!
|
|
|
Post by Knightfall on Nov 11, 2010 1:56:49 GMT 1
RUN AWAY!
|
|
|
Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 13, 2010 13:50:12 GMT 1
I've got another Mass Effect 2 one, but I find it more hilarious than crappy. You know that Renegade Interrupt on Illium, where you push that guy out a window? It normally goes:
ECLIPSE GUY: I've got nothing more to say to you - SHEPARD: *hitting Interrupt and pushing him out the window* How 'bout Goodbye?
That's fine on it's own, a bit of a cheesy action movie one-liner, but it works. The real hilarity comes from not pressing the interrupt button right away, you get this fantastic exchange
ECLIPSE GUY: I've got nothing more to say to you, now, an entire group of my men are through there and if you- SHEPARD: *Hitting Interrupt and pushing him out the window* How 'bout goodbye?
I just find it hilarious. It makes Meathead Shepard look just as lame and mentally deficient as he actually is. Try it out sometime.
|
|
|
Post by jklinders on Nov 13, 2010 14:01:59 GMT 1
I've got another Mass Effect 2 one, but I find it more hilarious than crappy. You know that Renegade Interrupt on Illium, where you push that guy out a window? It normally goes: ECLIPSE GUY: I've got nothing more to say to you - SHEPARD: *hitting Interrupt and pushing him out the window* How 'bout Goodbye? That's fine on it's own, a bit of a cheesy action movie one-liner, but it works. The real hilarity comes from not pressing the interrupt button right away, you get this fantastic exchange ECLIPSE GUY: I've got nothing more to say to you, now, an entire group of my men are through there and if you- SHEPARD: *Hitting Interrupt and pushing him out the window* How 'bout goodbye? I just find it hilarious. It makes Meathead Shepard look just as lame and mentally deficient as he actually is. Try it out sometime. Adding to the hilarity is the fact that I am pretty sure Mark Meer does the voice of the Eclipse merc. In fact I think Meer does a lot of talking to himself in ME2 if you play maleshep because he does a few of the extra's voices.
|
|
|
Post by Mister Buch on Nov 15, 2010 3:02:30 GMT 1
How 'bout Noooooo! You creepy Dutch bastard...
*push
|
|
|
Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 15, 2010 3:08:17 GMT 1
I noticed that during Zaeed's mission there are two mercs near the start voiced by Hale and Meer, so whichever gender your Shepard is, you fight someone with the exact same voice.
|
|