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Post by Rascarin on Nov 15, 2009 21:56:47 GMT 1
Not exactly...
Risque –adjective daringly close to indelicacy or impropriety; off-color: a risqué story.
Risky - adjective, risk⋅i⋅er, risk⋅i⋅est. attended with or involving risk; hazardous: a risky undertaking
Joke: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
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Post by Knightfall on Nov 15, 2009 22:00:26 GMT 1
That one does not strike me as racist. But if we could please avoid racism from now on... I would be grateful. Racism is hella funny. This is coming from a Mexican. Redneck Wedding Announcement: A Mexican Sport Utility Vehicle: Canadian Anti-Infantry: And who can forget the days of the Power Ranger when the Yellow Ranger was Asian and the Black Ranger was Black: Case and point!
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Post by Zarsthor on Nov 16, 2009 2:07:14 GMT 1
I'm sorry Rascarin but Risque means Risky in French. Its just that the mongrel language of English likes to infiltrate words from other languages into its everyday conversation. You could say either Risky or Risque if you pleased because we are just that bilingual awesome in Britain.
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Post by Mister Buch on Nov 16, 2009 2:54:02 GMT 1
I must take Rascarin's side in the Great Risque Debate. We are typing in English - the word used was the English word 'risque' - which does not mean risky.
Also English is a marvellous language, and no mongrel!
(God damn I love arguing. But I don't like that fact. It is a constant source of strife for me.)
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The white ranger one made me laugh. And yeah, I always found the colours of the yellow and black rangers' uniforms very unsettling. In the movie, they switched the races/colours around.
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Post by Zarsthor on Nov 16, 2009 4:46:27 GMT 1
Ok, the oxford dictionary and I are going to humbly depart and pretend we didn't read anything.
Oh and it's a mongrel. Every single oxford dictionary definition of the word mongrel. Its even incestuous. English language is just a very upper class whore. It'll sleep with anything and catch STD words like they're going out of fashion.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Nov 16, 2009 5:04:44 GMT 1
Hmm... I'm pretty bad at jokes. Being a sadist snarker is one thing but telling a joke is another thing. I'll think up something later.
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Post by N7v1K0 on Nov 18, 2009 18:59:46 GMT 1
Q: What do you call a Japanese car thief?
A: Tommy-took-a-moto
Q: What does Sovereign eat
A: Fission Chips
I know, they're terrible
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Post by Mister Buch on Nov 18, 2009 20:31:03 GMT 1
Q: What do you call a Jap that stole a car? *Buch punches himself in the head repeatedly* I really wish I had never started this thread.
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Post by N7v1K0 on Nov 18, 2009 20:51:03 GMT 1
I'm not trying to be racist, don't worry, it's just that that was the joke I heard earlier today and was the first I remembered.
Oh yeah, here's another joke. And it's not racist.
2 marines get on a train. One takes the window seat and the other takes the middle seat. An army man strolls over and takes the aisle seat. He kicks off his shoes and begins reading. The marine at the window stands up "I'm gonna buy some Coke to drink." The army man says "I'll get it for you," he goes off after the coke, leaving his shoes behind. The marine spits in his left shoe. After a while, the army man comes back "Here you go!." The marine starts sipping the coke. "I'd like some Coke too!" says the other marine. "Ok" the army man walks off. The marine spits in his right shoe. The army man comes back, gives him the coke and sits down. The marines sip their coke and giggle as the army man puts on his shoes. The army man grimaces and says "Ugh! When will this end?! Spitting in shoes, pissing in Coke!"
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Post by Rascarin on Nov 19, 2009 2:20:35 GMT 1
OK, I'm editing out the offensive terminology and deleting the pointless/irrelevant posts from here. I want to see jokes, funny ones, in every post from here on out. That, or lolcats. As a note from now on - if you think it might be offensive, it probably is, so don't post it. This thread has managed to cause contention already, so lets not risk upsetting each other further. No racism or, indeed, anything which is against the forum rules.MODERATOR CRACKDOWN! Joke: Q: How many geth does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Sir, they have flashlight heads.
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Post by Mister Buch on Nov 19, 2009 4:18:12 GMT 1
This thread has managed to cause contention already, Yeah but only in me ;D Okay joke... crap... I don't do jokes... A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. He reaches for the bowl of peanuts when one of the nuts says, "Hey buddy! Nice shirt!" Another says, "How's it going, handsome?" and he recoils. When the barman returns the guy says, "Hey, what's the deal with these peanuts?!" The barman looks confused, then shakes his head and says, "They're complimentary!"
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