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Post by Mister Buch on Nov 14, 2009 2:40:53 GMT 1
I'm just really, non-specifically sad. And I think a joke is the solution.
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Post by Rascarin on Nov 14, 2009 2:44:04 GMT 1
Q: What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics?
A: Having legs.
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Post by Mister Buch on Nov 14, 2009 2:45:17 GMT 1
That is horrible! But I really laughed. So good work
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Post by Rascarin on Nov 14, 2009 2:49:40 GMT 1
Almost all of my jokes are horrible in one way or another. Usually, they're racist... EDIT: Joke has been removed, and Rascarin offers her sincerest apologies for any and all offence caused. I'm an idiot. I'm sorry. Please accept this Haiku of apology;
I'm really sorry For being such a douchebag It wasn't funny
My horrible joke I should never have posted I have no excuse
I was in a mood But that doesn't justify Saying what I said
I ought to have known It was unnacceptable I am such a prat
Sorry once again Please accept these e-cookies Won't happen again
(cookie)(Important Notice: This might be because I'm in a bad mood, but ANYONE makes a dead baby joke, you get an instaban. I don't care who you are. That shit ain't funny.)
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Post by Mister Buch on Nov 14, 2009 3:22:01 GMT 1
Hm. I do not like this joke at all. I've always held that racism also isn't funny.
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Post by Knightfall on Nov 14, 2009 3:22:44 GMT 1
Dead baby jokes were supposedly the funniest shit while I was in high school. I never laughed once. I always just considered it a mark of people destined to die drugged out behind a convenience store.
Q: What's the fastest land animal in the world?
A: Ethiopian Chicken!
Get it?! Because they have to run...faster...than the fastest track runners in the world...
You can all go to hell, that was funny!
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Post by Hodster on Nov 14, 2009 9:20:15 GMT 1
No dead baby jokes? Fine I c how it is, you'll get nothing out of me then.
Whats the difference between a Ethiopian and a pair of pants?
A: A pair of pants only has one fly on it.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 14, 2009 10:48:08 GMT 1
Hmm, I guess i'm lucky i don't know what dead baby jokes are, or i'd probably end up getting banned. Better go with a nice, safe anti-fascism joke.
Q. What's white, yellow, and all over Nick Griffin's face?
A. An Egg.
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Post by Zarsthor on Nov 14, 2009 14:30:14 GMT 1
lol at you all. I can't tell jokes but I'll give you my top 5
What did the biscuit say when he was run over?
Oh crumbs!
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Post by Rascarin on Nov 14, 2009 14:37:09 GMT 1
A lion, an elephant and a penguin walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says "Is this a joke?"
HAHAHA... ha...
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Post by Zarsthor on Nov 14, 2009 17:17:12 GMT 1
I know a racist joke .... it was told to me by someone of the particular race it was offending. He was a very strange guy. Anywho the joke!
A man just arrived from India goes to the market to pick up a few things he needs. First he stops off at a stall selling general items and says to the assistant "I need a fucket." The assistant looks at the man in utter disbelief before looking at the item he is pointing at. "Oh you mean a bucket!"
Bucket now in tow the man moves on to the next stall selling watches. "I need a cock." "What?" questions the assistant before following the mans pointed fingers to a watch on the counter. "Oh you mean a clock."
With all his items now bought the man decides to stop off at the bakery to get something to eat. "I need a bum." "I think you mean a bun." corrects the baker and hands him the pastry.
Bun in hand the man starts to walk home when another man stops him. "Do you have the time?" he asked. "Yes. Just hold my bum and fucket and I'll get my cock out."
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Post by Mister Buch on Nov 15, 2009 0:33:37 GMT 1
That one does not strike me as racist. But if we could please avoid racism from now on... I would be grateful.
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Post by Zarsthor on Nov 15, 2009 18:36:40 GMT 1
I know some risky jokes as told by my friend Alan. My repertoire is very small I'm afraid removing my risky jokes from my list takes my top 5 to a top 2.
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Post by Rascarin on Nov 15, 2009 19:05:30 GMT 1
Risque, you mean? I'm sure we don't mind those so much, just no racism or dead babies.
Joke: 'Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". '
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Post by Zarsthor on Nov 15, 2009 20:22:18 GMT 1
... Risque means risky...
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