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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 20, 2009 1:31:42 GMT 1
OK. I'm BORED with a Capital BORED.
I rarely drink alcohol but when I do I get weird. I hit the stages of 'lets dance' which move son to 'I love all of you' then suddenly spirals into 'I'mma kick your ass!'
Anywho, I was sitting in the garden talking to Daniel about life and philosophy and why the fuck Dave and Dana are together. Which I think I'm pretty bang on with my assumptions there. Dave is gay and denying it. Dana wants a 2nd daddy.
So yeah, I had a bottle of cider to relax me because I was discussing for a while smashing things against a wall to get some frustration out when I suddenly realize I am VERY drunk because my anti-biotics are mixing with 6% alcohol. Making me feel like a serious light weight.
Then I get these really weird cravings. Must have kitkat! I get the kitkat and I feel sick. Must have Tuna steak with lettuce. Get Tuna steak and salad. Must have salt. I ain't eating a teaspoon of salt but I want some so bad.
Reminds me of the times I used to go out clubbing and come home at some point a few days later. I discovered a hangover cure. Its called a bag of flourette, a bottle of mineral water and fresh custard donuts.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 20, 2009 1:40:29 GMT 1
That tuna steak is salty. That must be why you wanted the salt.
Best hangover cure is a lot of cold chocolate milkshake.
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Post by Rascarin on Aug 20, 2009 2:04:08 GMT 1
I've never drunk, so I couldnt suggest a hangover cure, but I do get some pretty weird food cravings.
Like sandwiches or ice cream at 2 in the morning. Or one, then the other.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 20, 2009 2:07:25 GMT 1
I got that beat! I got that beat.
Last night at 1AM I mixed a spongecake mix because I had nothing sweet in, then decided to do it in the microwave to see what would happen. I overcooked it, then ate this hard, mushrooming, bowl-shaped spongecake until I felt sick while watching the internet.
Now there's a wierd craving.
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 20, 2009 2:13:45 GMT 1
Yeah I was really lapping the salt up form that Tuna. It tasted like heaven but I want more salt. Feels weird because normally I can't bare salt. I buy salt reduced foods I dislike it so much but goddamn I could go for a cheap tin of baked beans right now. They're the saltiest thing I know of... apart from one other thing that Daniel is trying to convince me to swallow.
Cold chocolate milkshake you say? Oh wow, I haven't had a BB's iced Chocolate mocha in forever. Or... Esquires choco caramel moca frappe with extra coffee. *Cries* Damn you Preston for only having shitty Costa! Two of the shitty costa's at that! I hate costa's.... they suck. They disappoint me in every way. Lats time I went there I decided to stay clear of their coffee because it taste like watery grit and have a summer smoothie "Made with real fruit" only to watch a 16 year old non-nonchalantly pull a carton of 'Tesco value orange juice' and another carton that was unmarked from under a counter and stick it in a blender as if this would magically turn it into 'real fruit'. Then bloody charged £7.30 for the thing.
God I love smoothies. Strawberry, Pear, banana, cinnamon and coriander is pretty good.
I am so bored right now I'm actually writing more of that Watchmen fan fic. Maybe I should play xbox?
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Post by Rascarin on Aug 20, 2009 2:14:56 GMT 1
That is pretty weird, Buch.
I'm gonna start keeping notes of the weird food I eat at odd times.
And if it were me, I wouldn't have bothered to cook it, just eaten it raw. Salmonella be damned.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 20, 2009 2:19:06 GMT 1
I used to love raw cake mix as a kid - but yeah, salmonella. Exactly. The thought of eating it uncooked creeps me out now.
In Costa's defence - I had a lovely iced mocha from them in Fleetwood today.
I hear you about the 'real fruit'.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 20, 2009 2:23:39 GMT 1
Yeah, chocolate milkshake can do wonders.
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 20, 2009 2:25:50 GMT 1
I try not to bake cakes. They're normally eaten by everybody whilst I leave the room to let it cool. Then I get it in the ear for making people "fat". So now I make soup. Everybody leaves my soup alone, apart from my mother when visiting.
I love cooking. I make up recipes a lot. Been working on low fat, dairy free, gluten free healthy versions of recipes for a few years now. I have quite a collection. Now and then I mumble about opening a restaurant that serves mostly vegetarian cuisine. Its amazing how certain ingredients can actually benefit the body. For instance, putting a bit of turmeric in your food actually helps memory, immune system and acne.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 20, 2009 2:26:06 GMT 1
That's very intersting about tumeric.
So Dave is gay, hey?
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 20, 2009 2:33:59 GMT 1
I really believe he is. When I first met him my gaydar pinged into life. Daniel said he thought he was gay since High school as well. My mother met him and asked if he was gay. Dana is his FIRST girlfriend and he's 22. He seems to hate her. They never touch in public. He's very dismissive of her with his body language. All they actually do together is argue. Plus.... he has this "friend" that comes over when Dana isn't around. Oh and the fact he seems to have a general contempt for women as a whole. Very gay pretending to be straight thing to do. If you met him you'd believe he was gay... and an asshole.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 20, 2009 2:46:28 GMT 1
And thus, making other homosexual people look bad.
Probably Buch's gaydar would ring outlloud knowing his savvy stance in the sexual oreintation department.
also I hate to tell you Zars, my first relationship happened when I was around 20 at the time.
So yeah... age does not count.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 20, 2009 2:48:59 GMT 1
My first relationship was at 23, I'm afraid.
And also - my gaydar is not the best. From what you descibe, paticularly hating women, it sounds about right.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 20, 2009 2:52:55 GMT 1
But the experiance you have... you'll actually detect better than me for starters.
Yeah just about right. You said he's a an arab of some sort? If he's a musilum... then yeah, I can see why he did the facade thing.
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Post by Rascarin on Aug 20, 2009 3:02:38 GMT 1
My first relationship was when I was 16. Granted, it only lasted a week, and I don't think I even kissed him.... but still. Second one was about 4-5 months after that... with the first guys best friend. That one lasted about 2 and a half months, before I got scared and ended it.
And yes, Dave is probably gay.
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