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Post by Mr. Glow on Sept 5, 2018 20:44:48 GMT 1
So... Henry Cavill just got cast as Geralt?
I would be way more upset, but I thought he was actually pretty decent in the most recent Mission Impossible film. Or at least he can be good in non-floaty action scenes.
Feel like they shoulda cast an American for it, though. Even if you can't find American actors to play Superman or Peter Parker these days.
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Post by Cali on Sept 5, 2018 23:16:44 GMT 1
Can’t wait to see him chokeslam a rotfiend.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Sept 6, 2018 7:15:51 GMT 1
He better "reload" his fists in a bizarre way.
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Post by jklinders on Sept 6, 2018 10:29:09 GMT 1
Well "The Last Wish" did involve him pissing off a genie so badly that it trashed a whole town. That could be a stand-in for New York. How did he piss the genie off so badly you ask? He was trying to dispell the genie by uttering an ancient elven charm/spell, problem is the genie was bound to him ala three wishes and the charm was translated into literally "go fuck yourself." I'd probably be pretty pissed off too.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Sept 6, 2018 19:04:28 GMT 1
I'm on board. Cavill is probably even better suited for his ability to be wooden, which is one of Geralt's main personality features.
I do have issues in that he's tall and broad shouldered, which to my mind would make him a less attractive target to the bandits that inevitably swarm / get involved in barfights with Geralt.
"You!" *Geralt looks at drunk*
"My cousin was killed by a witcher, just for becoming a rotfiend!"
"So?"
"So you're gonna die!"
*Geralt stands up and is a foot taller and a probably 3 times as built as the drunk*
"On second thought, I never liked that guy anyway..."
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Post by Mr. Glow on Sept 8, 2018 6:31:42 GMT 1
I've said it before, but Geralt is basically Raylan Givens in terms of amazing skills to how much the average shithead thinks they can take him ratio.
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