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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on May 24, 2016 23:15:37 GMT 1
Inspired by the Citadel DLC of Garrus and Zaeed trying to booby trap Shep's apartment.
Garrus: "Archangel Security Solutions. We have the answers to all your security needs."
Zaeed: "We've drawn on our long experience in beating impossible odds to bring you the best in home security. Whether it's common thieves or an entire battalion's worth of mercs, we've got you covered."
Tali: "By combining the best in human inspiration, Quarian ingenuity, Salarian cleverness, and Turian efficiency, we have designed the best security in the galaxy."
Javik: "Indeed. If my people had access to these systems, the glorious Prothean Empire would never have fallen!"
Liara: "Every system is custom-tailored to each customer. By analyzing everything from your living quarters to those who would seek to harm you, we can provide a perfect system for all your needs."
Ken: "Aye, and the key to our systems is their reliability. They will never fail you when you need them."
Gabby: "But they are also simple and easy to maintain. Most problems can be fixed by the average person and we're always available if a customer needs help."
Wrex: "In all my years as a Krogan Battlemaster, I've never seen a system that is so impossible to attack. And I'm proud to use Archangel Security Solutions to protect my people."
Mordin: "Archangel Security Solutions. Pride of Galaxy. Even STG cannot defeat it. *inhales sharply through his nose* Unable to defeat it, even with best STG training and scientific knowledge."
Kasumi: "Financing and payment plans are available, via our credit line."
Grunt: "This system is worthy of the truest Krogan."
Jack: "Buy it, motherfuckers!!!"
Shep: "I'm Commander Shepard and Archangel Security Solutions is my favorite security company in the galaxy."
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Post by Clint Johnston on May 25, 2016 19:47:10 GMT 1
Love it!
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on May 25, 2016 20:50:23 GMT 1
I was actually hearing this in my head read out in the characters' voices from the games... This was awesome!
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