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Post by Mr. Glow on Apr 21, 2016 0:45:45 GMT 1
They ought to include an option to let Kaidan and Ashley die on Virmire.
Seriously, fuck both of those assholes.
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Post by jklinders on Apr 21, 2016 3:32:14 GMT 1
Only if they have Shepard toss a "Screw you guys, I'm going home." In their best Cartman imitation. Seriously I'm on board with that, mostly because both of them were total tosspots in 2 and 3.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Apr 21, 2016 6:50:20 GMT 1
Best idea really.
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Post by Cali on Apr 21, 2016 7:32:02 GMT 1
During the ending credits they should have a cover of the Faunts song done by the Bone Thug n' Harmony Crew if you go full paragon. Just four dudes rapping in harmony, my man.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Apr 21, 2016 13:52:52 GMT 1
Only if they have Shepard toss a "Screw you guys, I'm going home." In their best Cartman imitation.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 1, 2016 13:57:00 GMT 1
But seriously, I've been playing the Ratchet and Clank remake lately, and if BioWare ever wanted to do something similar with ME1 (i.e. take the story of ME1 and remake it with ME3's combat or ME:A's presumably improved navigation and Mako), I'd be up for it.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Aug 26, 2018 23:29:34 GMT 1
Jacob Taylor is replaced by Little Jacob from Grand Theft Auto IV.
There, character fixed.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Dec 10, 2018 19:41:35 GMT 1
The Mass Effect games should have had characters announce the title of the game when you hit start on the main menu, a la Resi, DMC and Crash. I'm thinking:
ME1: Wrex ME2: Jacob (just so the guy has something to do) ME3: Javik (How crazy would it be if you popped in the hotly anticipated final game in your system, and the first thing you hear is a Space Jamaican who might not be in your game scream "MASS EFFECT 3!" at you?)
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jan 5, 2019 2:49:50 GMT 1
I always thought the only thing Mass Effect 1 needed to be perfect was a scene where Shepard is nearly chopped up, a la that scene from Scarface where Scarface nearly gets chainsawed in the bathroom.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jan 5, 2019 3:03:53 GMT 1
And Saren should of had a rant similar to Scarface's "Say good night to the bad guy!" scene.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jan 22, 2019 0:07:10 GMT 1
Jacob Taylor is replaced by Little Jacob from Grand Theft Auto IV. There, character fixed. Needless to say, there's a scene where they hotbox in the Firewalker.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Feb 7, 2019 23:00:27 GMT 1
Captain Anderson: You must be pissed off at the Council for grounding you, Shepard. I can understand that. In fact, I was so pissed off when Saren kept me out of the Spectres, I hung around outside Chora's Den with an omniblade for a whole week, hoping to kill a turian bastard. Commander Shepard: What the fuck?
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Post by Cali on Feb 9, 2019 2:47:19 GMT 1
I see what you did...
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Post by Mr. Glow on Feb 11, 2019 2:16:03 GMT 1
Yes, I'm not afraid to make a topical joke about the President or two...
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Post by Cali on Feb 11, 2019 3:28:15 GMT 1
Minister of Defense Liam Niesen
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