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Zarsthor Spectre Poo Posts: 1,960	Bad Fanfiction Jun 26, 2009 16:17:29 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zarsthor on Jun 26, 2009 16:17:29 GMT 1 What my immortal?
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Tillian Panthesis Spectre A complete disregard to everybody, 'cept the Institute Posts: 5,790	Bad Fanfiction Jun 26, 2009 16:23:51 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tillian Panthesis on Jun 26, 2009 16:23:51 GMT 1 You haven't heard that Harry Potter infamous fan fiction? The crying Shame you should know better! Google and search for it. It's a carnage mess!
	Last Edit: Jun 26, 2009 16:26:35 GMT 1 by Tillian Panthesis I have two dads, so what? - Zahra Rogers-Verlastran, World Without Logos. Fighting in the name of Justice, Peace and Knowledge... with One Buckethead case at a time. - Nightbear, World Without Logos. If there's one time travel violation I want to commit, I would put sign that says "IHTFP" in Versailles. - Suncat, World Without Logos

Zarsthor Spectre Poo Posts: 1,960	Bad Fanfiction Jun 26, 2009 16:39:37 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zarsthor on Jun 26, 2009 16:39:37 GMT 1 I don't read Harry Potter fan fiction... I read the books just so I could officially hate them ... OMG is 6th book bad!
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Mister Buch Spectre Switch the face of the plus one / minus one card, the totals are nine-ten. Switch the face of... Posts: 12,154	Bad Fanfiction Jun 26, 2009 22:59:15 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mister Buch on Jun 26, 2009 22:59:15 GMT 1 I haven't heard of this either. Knight filled me in on the infamous 'Doom: Repercussions of Evil' a while back, and I'm still laughing. No, John. You are the demons.
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Zarsthor Spectre Poo Posts: 1,960	Bad Fanfiction Jun 26, 2009 23:30:08 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zarsthor on Jun 26, 2009 23:30:08 GMT 1 "I think Buch is fantastic and very handsome. I think we should all send him gifts!"
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Mister Buch Spectre Switch the face of the plus one / minus one card, the totals are nine-ten. Switch the face of... Posts: 12,154	Bad Fanfiction Jun 26, 2009 23:39:25 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mister Buch on Jun 26, 2009 23:39:25 GMT 1 Now I should change my signature and everyone will think you're craaaazy. Nya ha ha.
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Bad Fanfiction Jun 26, 2009 23:55:19 GMT 1

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Post by Cali on Jun 26, 2009 23:55:19 GMT 1

I also found a Bible section on Fanfiction.net.

Dear God, that place can be messed up.

"Here, drink dis 'er levitation potion. Dan't be alarmed, tastes like fackin' burnt hemmoroids. Drink up!" - Threeleaf, World Without Logos

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Zarsthor Spectre Poo Posts: 1,960	Bad Fanfiction Jun 26, 2009 23:55:29 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zarsthor on Jun 26, 2009 23:55:29 GMT 1 =P Have you not read my signature already?
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Bad Fanfiction Jun 27, 2009 0:01:38 GMT 1

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Post by Knightfall on Jun 27, 2009 0:01:38 GMT 1

Here's a link to "My Immortal," the worst fanfic ever. If you wear glasses, take them off, for they will instantly shatter. It's better to wear safety goggles and protective glovewear--or something along the lines of what Gordon Freeman wears in Half-Life. ><

www.fanfiction.net/s/4659085/1/My_Immortal_Returns

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Bad Fanfiction Jun 27, 2009 0:07:49 GMT 1

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Post by Cali on Jun 27, 2009 0:07:49 GMT 1

I remember someone linking that. Laughed my ass off persistently for days afterward.

It was at least enjoyable to read and rather unintentionally hilarious, whereas some other stuff just embarrasses your soul to the point you have to click the close button on your browser before you spontaneously burst.

"Here, drink dis 'er levitation potion. Dan't be alarmed, tastes like fackin' burnt hemmoroids. Drink up!" - Threeleaf, World Without Logos

"Ah, firearms. The preferred armament of psychos and wankers." - Claytop, World Without Logos

"They can talk to me more respectfully or they can talk to my big, face-rearranging fireball I'll hurl at them." - Cigil, World Without Logos

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Zarsthor Spectre Poo Posts: 1,960	Bad Fanfiction Jun 27, 2009 0:26:14 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zarsthor on Jun 27, 2009 0:26:14 GMT 1 ok ok as soon as I finish this weird story about Nihlus being a super hero that lives forever I'm gonna read my immortal.... Morgan Freeman FTW! Doesn't Hank Zeverioushoweveryouspellhisname look just like Mr Freeman? lol
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Hodster Spectre We'll always have Taris Posts: 1,226	Bad Fanfiction Jun 27, 2009 0:41:02 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hodster on Jun 27, 2009 0:41:02 GMT 1 So ummmmmm I just read the 1st chapter and its like 8 lines long and it's already bad... and theres 23 chapters.... Damnit I already started so I can't stop now.
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Zarsthor Spectre Poo Posts: 1,960	Bad Fanfiction Jun 27, 2009 0:46:20 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zarsthor on Jun 27, 2009 0:46:20 GMT 1 "Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! "What's up Draco?" I asked. "Nothing." he said shyly. But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. LMFAO
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Bad Fanfiction Jun 27, 2009 0:50:33 GMT 1

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Post by Zarsthor on Jun 27, 2009 0:50:33 GMT 1

I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had.

I was drinking at the time and now its all over my desk.... dear god LMFAO!!!

I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC.

What have you people got me reading!!! I blame you Mister Buch!

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

All I can say to that is ...."Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah"

Last Edit: Jun 27, 2009 1:00:01 GMT 1 by Zarsthor

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Bad Fanfiction Jun 27, 2009 0:59:40 GMT 1

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Post by Cali on Jun 27, 2009 0:59:40 GMT 1

George W. Buch

"Here, drink dis 'er levitation potion. Dan't be alarmed, tastes like fackin' burnt hemmoroids. Drink up!" - Threeleaf, World Without Logos

"Ah, firearms. The preferred armament of psychos and wankers." - Claytop, World Without Logos

"They can talk to me more respectfully or they can talk to my big, face-rearranging fireball I'll hurl at them." - Cigil, World Without Logos

www.twitch.tv/californiatd