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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 21, 2009 19:07:18 GMT 1
I know the rules but sometimes they blur!!! They Blur damn it!!! Those tweeny tots are getting more and more crafty about getting me to read their second hand stories. *Cries* Oh the humanity!
Serious again... lol As if I ever am.
Linky to what?
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 21, 2009 19:09:19 GMT 1
That fic with a big ass A/N. I so want to see it for lulzy
Anyways... it's late bed calls night.
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 21, 2009 22:45:28 GMT 1
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 22, 2009 10:51:16 GMT 1
Lol... read a bit of first chapter... horrid indeed.
also on another note... never trust the reviews that says "it's awsomo!!!!1!!!!" kind of thing. On ff.net, it's unreliable most of the time... unless that review belongs to Wandering Critic... then yeah.
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 22, 2009 17:11:27 GMT 1
I don't trust any reviewer on ff.net unless they have at least 8 sentences written.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Sept 22, 2009 14:47:01 GMT 1
Hmm... no bitching over bad fanfics recently? I'm a little sad but then again... that would for the best for the brain...
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Post by Zarsthor on Sept 22, 2009 15:40:04 GMT 1
I just haven't found anything bad enough to care about. Not sure if that's better or worse... but I could direct you to the District 9 forum because it's 2 pages of Christopher x Wikus slash and that's disturbing enough.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Sept 22, 2009 16:51:04 GMT 1
uhh... no thanks... I have enough horrifying proses of someone's little friend invading a woman's personal space in a disturbing kind of a way. >.<
Plus I've witness Shepard's horrifying death tonight in ME1. I'm serious. during my escape from the hot labs, she was down to her last health, so when I've managed to get into the lift I've tried to push the button but I was one sec too late as the acid thing hits her and guess what happened? She crumpled into green disgusting goo while her shotgun bounces around onto the ground...
Seriously... wtf? That's pretty disturbing enough... I've seen much worse gory deaths in my lifetime in games. (fallout 3 and RE5 anyone?) But what makes it worse that, I was VERY attached to my shepard at the time and seeing her into a green gooey mess of a corpse was disturbing and sad at the same time. How the hell the Normandy crew can ship her body back to her homeworld for a proper funeral with her corpse (or lack there of) in that state?
One disturbing thing is bad enough for me tonight, I don't I'll need to see another disgusting slash fic... I can't stomach that much.
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Post by Zarsthor on Sept 22, 2009 17:13:51 GMT 1
*Hugs for tilly*
Sorry tilly at least Shepard will live again when you load the game. I'm trying to imagine the death at the moment at its pretty green and strange in my minds eyes.
How do you take pictures in game? Is there anyway of doing it by connecting your computer to the xbox because I can do that.
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Post by Rascarin on Sept 22, 2009 17:47:05 GMT 1
How the hell the Normandy crew can ship her body back to her homeworld for a proper funeral with her corpse (or lack there of) in that state? An empty beetroot jar, maybe? |
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Post by Mister Buch on Sept 22, 2009 23:46:14 GMT 1
Gah, Rascarin got there before me!
That is wierd. I never knew you actually saw your crew die if you fail to escape the hotlabs. I will definitely try it next time.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Sept 23, 2009 8:52:19 GMT 1
DAYTIME INTERIOR: NORMANDY
(Tali and Garrus walked into the Mess Hall of the SSV Normandy looking bruised and sad. The rest of the crew gathered around)
Kaidan: I've heard a commotion from that last Noveria Mission before the communication from the ship has been cut off. What happened down there, why we're ordered to have a leave of absence for a month and where's the Commander?
Garrus: Well uh... we've tried to clean up some loose ends down at the hot labs but the bugs overwhem us, then Shepard...
Kaidan: God... just tell me! What happened to her?
Tali:... She died...
Kaidan: That's impossible!
Tali: But... it's true. She died while trying to save us.
Kaidan: That's not true! It's... it's impossible... (sob) Where is she? I want to see her body.
(Garrus plop down a glass beetroot jar that is filled with green goo onto the table)
Kaidan:... What is that?
Garrus: That's Commander Shepard.
Kaidan: Oh... My... God... You can't be serious...
(Kaidan faints. Then the camera swivels around the room before fading into black with the omnivous techno track. Then the screen pops up in big letters "CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE")
---THE END---
*Ahem*
Anyways, enough about the discussion about giving a proper funeral to a green gooey slime corpse. We're talking about shithouse fan fictions here! Anyways... guess there's not much to it atm.
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Post by Mister Buch on Sept 23, 2009 12:45:02 GMT 1
Scene 2:
INTERIOR: MESS HALL: DAY:
(Kaidan is enjoying toast and a cup of tea. Garrus walks in.)
GARRUS: Ho, Alenko. Pass the marmalade? Oh no, wait, here it is, right here in the the cupboar...
KAIDAN (hands him a green jar next to his hand): Here you go...
(They look at the two jars for a long moment. The orange one is full.)
KAIDAN and GARRUS: Noooooooo!
KAIDAN: Although, she was delicious.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Sept 23, 2009 13:09:35 GMT 1
Lol... ewwww...
Doesn't it started to skirt around cannibalism?
Still despite the squick factor, it's really funny tbh.
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Post by Rascarin on Sept 23, 2009 13:19:16 GMT 1
Ha, Shepard on toast. That IS funny.
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