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Gotham
Oct 12, 2015 19:46:52 GMT 1
Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Oct 12, 2015 19:46:52 GMT 1
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Oct 13, 2015 9:57:48 GMT 1
This week on Gotham:
1: I swear I saw Markiplier in the opening scene. Think of that as you will. 2: Don Pengu points out that the planted evidence plan was never going to fly. The fortune teller wasn't Daredevil is all i'm saying. 3: The teaser trailer for Daredevil season 2 is up and it is HYPE. 4: Captain Ben Grimm says "ITS CLOBBERING TIME!" 5: Wait, Hightower?! I didnt know Gotham recruited directly from the Police Acedemy....i havent seen them in a while, i'm sorry. 6: Holy shit, Captain Ben Grimm! Where have you been in Season 1?! I dont think corruption would've been as bad as you popped in a few times. Jezus.... 7: So Barbara is pretty much shagging both Cromwell and his sister at the same time.....MASSIVE IMPROVMENT OVER SEASON ONE! 8: You done goofed, Cromwell! Don Pengu will peck your eyes out! 9: Fifteen minutes before the intro?! COME OOOOON! BOOOO! 10; Captain Ben Grimm is hyping Gordon up, damn! 11: Is four people called a strike force now?....I mean fair enough the Fantastic Four were pretty awesome BUT STILL! 12: Question, why doesnt Don Pengu come to Gordon and tell him whats up with Cromwell? Kill the root before it grows to much, yo! 13: Also Gordon's ex is there, yo! DOn Pengu, be a bro! 14: Cromwell is so transparent! How come nobody seen it by now?! Come ooon! 15: Ah Butch, you so funny! 16: Catwoman is a fan of assassins cre-HOLY SHIT ALFRED SLAPPED SELINA!!!! 17: I love the English slang from Alfred, love that guy! 18: Batman begins....jogging. 19: not sure why Miss Kringle has so many male attention on her. Does GCPD enjoy the Velma look or something? She aint like Irma, she has none of the sass. 20: Riddler is smooth as fuuuuuuuuuuck! 21: Don Pengu should've hired a assassin so he wouldnt have been found out. Silly bastard. 22: Oh god, Cromwell is using a female decoy on a 12 year old for god' sake... 23: Riddler makes Creme brule! I LOVE CREME BRULE! 24: I kinda miss Zasz Asian sidekicks...you think they still hang out? 25: Zasz is a fan of Agent 47! 26: I'm personally very happy that Donal Logue is part of the task force. I mean who wouldnt put him in a task force?! 27: Awww Riddler finally has a girlfriend. You go you homocidal, split personality man you! 28: DOn Pengu, just tell him that Cromwell has your mother! jUST TALK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 29: The Thing vs the Penguin! Let's get ready to rumbleeeeee! 30; Goddamnit, fancy music for kiddie highschool romance bullshit, FUCK THIS SHIT! 31: Wait....they killed Don Pengu's mum? Oh....SHIT!
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Post by Clint Johnston on Oct 13, 2015 19:47:17 GMT 1
Thank you for suffering through this, Gorvar.
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Gotham
Oct 14, 2015 9:35:40 GMT 1
Post by Mr. Glow on Oct 14, 2015 9:35:40 GMT 1
I've gotta laugh at that hype trailer calling Daredevil unique and original, though. Isn't it the third "Ninja-esque hero against shadowy criminal trying to purify city by destroying it" plot that comic adaptations have done in the last decade?
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Gotham
Oct 14, 2015 20:50:42 GMT 1
Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Oct 14, 2015 20:50:42 GMT 1
Are you including the Turtle kind into that round up?
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Gotham
Oct 18, 2015 10:33:12 GMT 1
Post by Mr. Glow on Oct 18, 2015 10:33:12 GMT 1
So do you think Chiklis will be a good guy and die, or turn out to be evil all along? It seems a bit shifty getting Vic Mackey to play an Untouchables-type character.
Also, I hope this season involves Penguin running for mayor to get revenge on Galavan.
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Gotham
Oct 18, 2015 13:41:33 GMT 1
Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Oct 18, 2015 13:41:33 GMT 1
I'm just wondering if we get Batkid in this show.
Also apparantly we're getting Don Pengu's dad in this show so we might go for villian vs villain thing...like last season. Except we are rooting for Don Pengu...i guess.
My two cents, Captain Ben Grimm is evil all along and works for the Court of Owls. He will do a Vince McMahon and everything. It will be hype and/or stupid.
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Gotham
Oct 20, 2015 9:23:50 GMT 1
Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Oct 20, 2015 9:23:50 GMT 1
This week on Gotham:
1: Don Pengu calls himself a tool. Come on Don Pengu, dont sell yourself short! 2: Cromwell needs to learn it doesnt have to be all stick, giving Don Pengu a carrot might help. Then again Don Pengu's entire rise to fame consisted of eating a lot of carrots.... 3: Honestly, the Court of Owls sucks at the carrot and the stick thing. Having people be glad to work with you means you will have their loyalty! HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO STAY IN THE SHADOWS FOR SO LONG?! 4: Awesome firefight! The Logue is on the move, people! I repeat, THE LOGUE IS ON THE MOVE! Provide covering fire! 5: Holy shit the bad guys got rocket launchers, THIS IS AWESOME!!! 6: Captain Benn Grim really hates pants. You've seen FanFourStick right? That's why the Thing doesnt wear pants anymore! 7: Don Pengu is the killer! He' did it with the poker in the study! 8: Gordon, Lesly, Miss Kringle and Riddler have a double date with fondue. Shenanigans will ensue!...I guess? 9: Did I mention the chemistry between Gordon and the Misses is a lot better than Twilight's Edward and Bella? Now HERE we have a actual couple whose RL romance can be seen on the screen and enjoyed! 10: FYI I hope in this version of Batmean: Year One, Gordon and Lesly are still together cause seriously look at Barbara. Would you marry a girl that nuts? Or name your eldest daughter after? 11: WHERE THE FUCK IS MONTOYA?! She dissapeared after episode 11! 12: Cromwell says Gordon is a symbol to Gotham! He is! Remember how he took down the Balloon serial killer? 13; Gotham had a balloon serial killer episode. 14: No i'm not letting it go. 15; Okay so....why is Don Pengu taking all this crap? He has a army. With ROCKET LAUNCHERS! Just attack Cromwell's flat, burn it to the ground, tell the cops whats up and save your mum! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO STUPID?! Even Butch says you need to man up! 16; Selina is a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 17: Fish loved Selina?...They only knew each other for three days tho. 18: Gotham loves Firefly. 19: You cant take the sky from me..... 20: Gotham is a fan of 300. "It looks like rain." 21: I never thought I would see a super villain super market and it would be meant as legit in any form of fiction. Gotham proved it could....i'm not even mad! Just speechless. 22: Holy shit the firefights are AWESOME this season! Gordon and Captain Benn Grimm just blew up a guy! 23: Akward double date fondue, yay....WHO IS THIS SHOW AIMED AT?! SOMETIMES I WONDER! 24: Lesly is a fan of Carl Jung. 25: Screwing around with a nervous newcomer while on a time sensitive arson mission.THEY'RE THE BEST...... 26: Okay gotta admit, I love Old Gotham backstory and how ancestors of good guys can be dicks. 27: Silly wigs tho. 28: Don Pengu has a plan! HURRAY! 29; The Logue loves donuts! Good on ya! 30: Butch needs a hand! THANK YOU! 31: Gotham loves Game of Thrones, so many hand dismemberments man! 32: Gotham is a fan of Lethal Weapon...4, I think? The one with the flamethrower guy. I hate Mel Gibson so dont bother correcting me. 33: That GCPD guy got FIRED! YOU CANNOT STOP THE PUNS! 34: Cromwell is still a puritan at heart, I KNEW IT! 35: THE FIRE RISES!
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Gotham
Oct 21, 2015 19:44:25 GMT 1
Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Oct 21, 2015 19:44:25 GMT 1
Misses Gorvar and her family are watching Gotham season 1 on the Netflix. Kinda...strange.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Oct 22, 2015 19:06:40 GMT 1
That wasn't a bad episode. Needed more Alfred. I look forward to the cultists trying to get Bruce, so he can unleash his inner James Bond again.
Also, is Galavan's family a combined Court of Owls/St. Dumas type thing?
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Gotham
Oct 23, 2015 16:25:36 GMT 1
Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Oct 23, 2015 16:25:36 GMT 1
I guess so...there's been hints of Court of Owls shenanigans in earlier episodes but this backstory is very St Dumas (protestant and whatnot).
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Gotham
Oct 27, 2015 16:16:04 GMT 1
Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Oct 27, 2015 16:16:04 GMT 1
This week on Gotham:
1: Butch's hardest job interview pays off....and once more you are rooting for a bad guy whom you see do bad things beforehand but like now for some reason. Butch is like Rollo from Vikings is all im saying. Except less hairy. And muscular. And long flowing hai- 2: Gordon is on a RAMPAGE!....for the 4th time this month? 3: Selina and Firefly bound. 4: Gotham is a fan of Taken. Except with less Liam Neeson. And his beard. And his smooth yet gravely voic- 5: Captain Ben Grimm is the stereotype angry police chief now...kay. 6: Alfred loves the fisticuffs!Again, Alfred and Bruce have awesome chemistry there. 7: Oh ahit, I forgot Ivy was in this! 8: You had a clear shot, Selina! YOU HAD A CLEAR SHOT! 9: Buch got one hell of a replacement for his hand! DAYUM! 10: Gotham loves the toasty thing from Mortal Kombat. 11: Donal Logue admits he considerd cannabalism AND beats up a zillion degree burn victims. I love him. All of the homo. 12: Gotham is actually doing legit emotional moments this season...wow. 13: Gotham loves strange double dates....SKIP!!! 14: The Ridler is getting ridled!....As in he gets laid. WOOOOO! 15: Firefly got fired of the sho-I'M SORRY!! 16: Selina has a gun aimed at Lee and Lee is cool with it! Even says hello to Gordon! I LOVE THIS WOMAN! Yo, Gordon! Waifu material right there!...actually he already married her in RL so...yeah. 17: Post-coital Riddler...ewww.... 18: Ridler...why did you tell her?! YOU FOOL! GODDAMN IDIOT! 19: Well....shit...sorry Riddler o.o 20; CADMUS?! THEY GOT CADMUS IN THIS SHOW?!
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Gotham
Nov 3, 2015 10:02:27 GMT 1
Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 3, 2015 10:02:27 GMT 1
This week on Gotham.
1: Butch's Mallet hand still looks stupid...and awesome at the same time. I'm confused. 2: Don Pengu REALLY needs to hire more guys...I mean who takes only three people, one of them who has a hammer hand, to rescue his mother? Take ALL of your dudes man! 3: OH SHIT! Gotham's gone Game of Thrones! First Miss Kringle, now this?! How many women can fit in that refrigirator man?! Must be full by now! Still, love this scene though. Gotham's doing a good job on evoking the feel muscles u.u 4: Don Pengu is fighting back, YEAH! Eat shit, Cromwell! 5: The Ridler riddles himself. 6: Cromwell is pretty much Palpatine in this show....must be a English thing. 7: Teenage love triangle bullsho-SKIIIPPP!! 8: I know i keep saying it every week but goddamnit, Gordon and Leslie are adorable together. 9: DONAL LOGUE AND GORODN KICKING ASS, UNTOUCHABLES STYLE! YEAH!!!!!! 10 March of the Penguins! 11: Cromwell says the fire rises. 12: Rise of the Ridler!
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Gotham
Nov 5, 2015 19:23:24 GMT 1
Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 5, 2015 19:23:24 GMT 1
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Gotham
Nov 6, 2015 23:36:58 GMT 1
Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 6, 2015 23:36:58 GMT 1
I wonder if he somehow creates Killer Croc in this version...
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