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Post by Mr. Glow on Sept 2, 2014 9:34:49 GMT 1
1. Wear a gold blazer. 2. Make an amusing hand gesture/crude euphemism for vagina. 3. Wear shades, even indoors and at night. 4. Don't be afraid to pound the table like you're playing Bad Cop in a movie. 5. Ask women to breathe into your ears. 6. Express doubt when another man chooses not to wear a gold blazer. 7. Take off your shirt and assume this position. 8. There's nothing more Alpha than wearing a shirt that describes you. Poor grammar is also Alpha, 9. Cufflinks are for pussies. Real Alphas just hold the two ends of their shirt sleeves together at all times. 10. Women love it when you stare at their shoulder all night. 11. Never go to a party, social event, or job interview without a large, unwrapped Easter Egg. 12. Wear your gold blazer again. (Optional Alpha tip: Wash your gold blazer before wearing it again.)
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Sept 2, 2014 9:54:55 GMT 1
Now we know!
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Post by jklinders on Sept 2, 2014 10:05:54 GMT 1
Why does it look like all these images were taken out of a 1970s era "educational book" for teens?
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Post by Cali on Sept 2, 2014 11:58:27 GMT 1
I could never hope to achieve that level of Greek alphabetness.
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