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Post by Mr. Glow on Dec 3, 2014 1:15:03 GMT 1
Jude Law In A Bad Scottish Accent: I BEEN WORKING ON SUMBARINES FER THIRTEH YEERS- *I mash the Skip Ad button with the force of a nuclear bomb.*
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Post by Mr. Glow on Dec 10, 2014 18:22:29 GMT 1
I really hope we don't get any snow in the UK this winter. It's fucking embarrassing whenever it happens.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Dec 10, 2014 20:56:59 GMT 1
You think it's embarrassing there? People in my area freak out if it's an inch!
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Post by salty on Dec 10, 2014 21:42:06 GMT 1
Our transport goes silly over a centimetre or fallen leaves Clint, can't get more embarrassing than that
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Dec 10, 2014 22:50:38 GMT 1
I hope ti doesnt snow when I go see the Misses next week! The entire trainline stops when one flake of snow lands on it. Also I paid 45 pounds for train tickets...which is BULLOCKS. Shenanigans and extortion! I curse Thatcher! There's blood on your hands, Mrs. Thatcher!
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Post by jklinders on Dec 10, 2014 23:41:14 GMT 1
Given the out and out misery of the monsoon that's raging out my window right now (I swear to fuck we got about five or six inches of rain today) I think I'm actually ready for snow. I was soaked to the skin in and out of work today and standing in close proximity to three massive ovens didn't quite dry my pants out before end of shift.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Dec 10, 2014 23:55:55 GMT 1
I'm gearing up to watch the "tourists" as I call them: people who freak out over snow. I find it oddly hilarious to see their ineptitude.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Dec 11, 2014 0:10:12 GMT 1
If the rain we got today was snow instead, we'd all be buried neck-deep in it.
Lily is not a happy kitty.
I swear, the frakkin' monsoon waited until I stepped off the bus with a broken umbrella to unleash all manner of drownage on me. Really. My sneakers are probably ruined, I could feel them 'sucking' at my feet as I was walking in the grocery store they were that soaked, and my bloody umbrella wouldn't stay open! The damn thing snapped shut on my head as I was leaving work.
But, I am glad this was not snow. I don't want to wake up in the morning and see piles of snow deep enough to bury cars again.
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Post by jklinders on Dec 11, 2014 4:01:51 GMT 1
I'm gearing up to watch the "tourists" as I call them: people who freak out over snow. I find it oddly hilarious to see their ineptitude. Don't need tourists to find people who can't drive in snow around here. Anyone who never lived outside of Halifax is pretty close to clueless in snow driving around here I swear. Most of them don't understand what a snow tire is or that they need to slow the fuck down in snow. These morons will be the death of me I swear.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Dec 11, 2014 17:17:36 GMT 1
Here's a Pet Hate. Related to pets, actually. I really really hate how a person who kills a pet is only ever charged with 'animal cruelty', and not anything stronger. There's never any real and proper punishment either. This Pet Hate of mine came to the forefront again today after I saw an article about an actor who got pissed off at his ex-girlfriend and killed her pet rabbit, then skinned, cooked and ate it. He sent pictures to her showing her what he did, and told her he would do the same to her. Actor kills ex's pet rabbit.He is charged with 'animal cruelty' and uttering death threats, and is facing 'up to four years' jail time. The thing is, if he had not threatened the woman, he would have not gotten any punishment, and the 'animal cruelty' charge would have likely been swept under the rug. This is only the latest in the many many instances of people doing horrible things to animals and never getting any real punishment for it. Here's the thing, though - if someone is capable of torturing and killing a pet, who's to say they would not later do the same to a person? It only starts with animals before moving on to people. And Lily is not a happy kitty whenever she hears about this shite.
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Post by salty on Dec 11, 2014 21:34:38 GMT 1
My pet hate,drivers who can't be bothered to indicate which way the car they driving is going, a simple thing that you can use with a finger. Instead they don't nearly running over someone and cursing at them, excuse my language (W@NKERS) Should be strung up and battered to death with with a wet sock
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Post by Clint Johnston on Dec 11, 2014 22:39:11 GMT 1
How about the guy this morning who merged into my lane while I was still there, and kept doing it despite my horn? I had to speed around him on the shoulder.
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Post by jklinders on Dec 11, 2014 22:40:47 GMT 1
Ah yes, the chronic problem of so many vehicles, new and old. The "broken" signal light. Drives me crazy. Traffic would flow better in so many ways if people would actually signal a turn.
Another driving pet hate. In most parts of Canada it is legal unless otherwise marked to turn right at a red light as long as you come to a FULL stop first and check for traffic. If I had one pence for every time I was nearly killed by idiots who just swing through on their turn without even slowing down I would no longer need to cook for a living. The so called rolling stop is a vile habit that needs to be broken sooner rather than later.
Edit: Quick note for UK members. As we drive on the right side of the road rather than the left in North America, a right hand turn is teh same here as a left hand turn would be in the UK, not having to cross the line of traffic to complete the turn.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Dec 11, 2014 23:58:58 GMT 1
Dinosaurs are still extinct and nobody is getting around fixing that problem. That is all.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Dec 13, 2014 15:11:05 GMT 1
The jerkwad punk ex-manager of mine got married this weekend. How can a dipshit like that find a girl and get married and I can't even reach "seeing each other" status?
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