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Post by Clint Johnston on Oct 30, 2014 16:42:04 GMT 1
Hey, DA:I isn't out until the 19th. Relax...
*Dodges bottle of Canadian Club*
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Post by Cali on Nov 2, 2014 4:08:55 GMT 1
People who tell me to wipe a frown off my face and smile... when I'm obviously not frowning.
Jesus Christ, expressionless formations of facial muscles are expressionless. I am expressionless, When I'm thinking about laundry, or thinking about economics, or a wanted poster I saw about yet another armed robbery at the post office, I'm not ass-clenchingly happy, nor am I mouth-foamingly angry. I am GODDAMN EXPRESSIONLESS. You motherfucking piece of shit. Do not make me pick you up and pile-drive you.
I've been told this before by many people. I have to explain why I'm not frowning in a calm collected manner. These motherfuckers think I'm bullshitting them. The exchange goes on and the tension builds, and then I get angry, and they say "SEE YOU WERE ANGRY ALL ALONG. I WAS RIGHT!".
Goddammit, just because you're a bigger asspie than I am and can't read facial expressions doesn't mean you're goddam right. It means you're a fucking cocksucker and you need to stop trying to mess with people.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Nov 2, 2014 7:11:30 GMT 1
I just use my middle finger to try and get my mouth to smile. Sends the message loud and clear.
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Post by Cali on Nov 2, 2014 9:08:32 GMT 1
Daaaaang. I gotta do that from now on!
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Nov 2, 2014 12:31:43 GMT 1
People who tell me to wipe a frown off my face and smile... when I'm obviously not frowning. Jesus Christ, expressionless formations of facial muscles are expressionless. I am expressionless, When I'm thinking about laundry, or thinking about economics, or a wanted poster I saw about yet another armed robbery at the post office, I'm not ass-clenchingly happy, nor am I mouth-foamingly angry. I am GODDAMN EXPRESSIONLESS. You motherfucking piece of shit. Do not make me pick you up and pile-drive you. I've been told this before by many people. I have to explain why I'm not frowning in a calm collected manner. These motherfuckers think I'm bullshitting them. The exchange goes on and the tension builds, and then I get angry, and they say "SEE YOU WERE ANGRY ALL ALONG. I WAS RIGHT!". Goddammit, just because you're a bigger asspie than I am and can't read facial expressions doesn't mean you're goddam right. It means you're a fucking cocksucker and you need to stop trying to mess with people. Oh, I agree - that is annoying. I've had the same thing happen to me - and my response is usually to display a shockingly, sickeningly, sarcastically sweet smile that looks more like a rictus of agony at them. They usually realize I was just being normal before. Or I pull a Sheldon Cooper on them: It usually works...
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 3, 2014 1:28:24 GMT 1
When the split the movie adaptation of something into two parts. It's totally just a cheap money-making tactic.
They're apparently doing it with Avengers 3 now. One film for the Avengers we actually like, and another for Agents of Shield/whoever.
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Post by Mister Buch on Nov 3, 2014 1:39:21 GMT 1
Oh God I hope the 'Agents of Shield' show doesn't make its way into the actual Avengers movies.
That said I'm not too concerned about the two-parter. It is annoying that Marvel and their enormous influence will be encouraging that practice, but I feel like they'll probably make the most of it. I mean - they DO have a shedload of characters to include in it.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 3, 2014 1:45:45 GMT 1
I could stand to see Daredevil or something in there. He's a pretty cool guy, and an actual superhero/comic character to boot!
In an ideal world, Avengers 2 will end with Coulson showing up and being all:
"Wow, this business with Ultron was crazy, huh? You know, my team get into similar, but much lower-budget scrapes 23 weeks of the year! You guys are all welcome to pop in for an adventure with us."
And then all the Avengers just weasel out of it with really flimsy excuses.
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Post by Mister Buch on Nov 3, 2014 1:49:53 GMT 1
How the hell DID they make him come back from the dead anyway?
I really hate that show.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Nov 3, 2014 7:24:49 GMT 1
It was pretty awful until they flipped a character following the Captain America 3 reveal that many Shield Agents were Hydra. Then it got good.
As for Coulson, Alien Blood. And a memory wipe. Which has given him some weird symptoms, but the same remedy given to his recruit has not given her the same. (she's an alien too, but we've not had the actual reveal...)
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Post by Clint Johnston on Nov 3, 2014 7:28:24 GMT 1
Oh and a new pet hate: when the girl I've been talking up suddenly tells me "Did you know that the illuminati setup the World Wars?" *Record Scratch Stop* *CRAY CRAY ALARM GOING OFF*
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Post by jklinders on Nov 3, 2014 10:52:36 GMT 1
You know, there are lots of empty islands in the north of Canada for these paranoid dopes to settle in. No one will bother them while their craziness reaches critical mass.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 3, 2014 11:28:47 GMT 1
Pro-tip, never put your Johnston in crazy. Trust me, I'm a dinosaur.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 3, 2014 19:37:48 GMT 1
I was on Imgur earlier, and someone was reposting trivia screenshots from a site called Kickassfacts, and one of them was basically, "When Eddie Murphy was working on Saturday Night Live, he had to get someone else to call for a taxi for him, because no taxi driver would pick up a black guy at night in 80s New York."
In what way is that Kickass?
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Post by Clint Johnston on Nov 4, 2014 4:42:47 GMT 1
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