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Post by Cali on Apr 23, 2014 23:04:12 GMT 1
Dos Equis really needs to get their shit together, fire the fake-ass "Most Interesting Man in the World" and get Christopher Lee in there telling people about his real life experiences.
And it'd be even better if Dos Equis didn't taste like glue... but you know what I mean.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Apr 23, 2014 23:14:44 GMT 1
That would work if Sir Lee was actually allowed to talk about his past exploits. Then again, the shit we do know about him is more than enough to qualify.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 9, 2014 22:29:26 GMT 1
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on May 28, 2014 14:11:32 GMT 1
I didn't know where else to put this, but I thought Gorvar might approve... "World's Biggest Dinosaur" Discovered in ArgentinaFossils were found of what is thought to be the largest dinosaur on record: and I am shocked at the reported size of it! This newly-discovered species of titanosaur is 11 times the size of the T-Rex!! The new titanosaur is 'believed to have stood 65-feet-tall, was more than 130-feet-long, and weighed 77 tons (155,000 pounds), compared to the T-Rex, which weighed about 7 tons'. (quoted from the article). That's incredible, that a creature of that size existed... and I had thought that the T-Rex was one of the larger dinosaurs in history, aside from the rather enormous long-necked variety... shows how much I know, hm?
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on May 28, 2014 16:19:51 GMT 1
I did know about this one, i read it in the paper and Buch showed it to me on the facebooks, but still I'm really stoked. Those were some big beasties back in the day.
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Post by Clint Johnston on May 28, 2014 17:28:04 GMT 1
Wait you're on the facebooks? Unt you hav not befriended I?
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on May 30, 2014 1:38:48 GMT 1
That I'm probably going to take shit for this one
But... did you know that...
"Love is like a bomb Baby, c'mon get it on. Living like a lover with a red-hot thong. Moving like a tramp, like a video vamp Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Hey! Hey!
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' flash little light Television lover, baby, go all night! Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet; Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah!
Hey! C'mon!
Take a bottle... Shake it up... Break the bubble... Break it up!
Pour some sugar on me! (In the name of love!) Pour some sugar on me! (C'mon fire me up.) Pour some sugar on me! (Can't get enough.)
I'm hot, sticky sweet from my head to my feet, yeah!"
*stands by for the barrage*
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Post by jklinders on May 30, 2014 3:46:18 GMT 1
*shrug*
Sure Def Leppard was a trashy hair band, but they had a modicum of talent and had a few fun songs. Too bad "Two Steps Behind" could easily be a stalker anthem though.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Jul 26, 2014 15:15:43 GMT 1
I've got the need... the need... for speed.
*bass line opening followed by sweet heavy guitar riff and killer jazz organ lines*
"Revvin' up your engines; listen to her howlin' roar... Metal under tension, beggin' you to touch and go...
Highway to the DANGER ZONE! Ride into the DANGER ZONE!
Headin' into twilight, spreadin' out her wings tonight... She's got you jumpin' off the deck and shovin' into overdrive...
Highway to the DANGER ZONE! I'll take you right into the DANGER ZONE!
They'll never say hello to you until you get it on a red-line overload. You'll never know what you can do until you get it up as high as you can GO-OO-OOOW!!
*sweet guitar solo*
Out along the edge is always where I burn to be... The further on the edge, the hotter the intensity...
Highway to the DANGER ZONE! Gonna take you right into the DANGER ZONE! Highway to the DANGER ZONE! Right into the DANGER ZOOOOOONE!
Highway to the DANGER ZONE! I'll take you right into the DANGER ZONE! *repeat and fade out*
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jul 26, 2014 23:07:06 GMT 1
Did you know they did an honest trailer for that movie?
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Jul 27, 2014 0:02:20 GMT 1
I prefer this version.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 8, 2014 1:19:05 GMT 1
I have no idea why there are so many song lyrics on here - this is supposed to be a thread for interesting facts. Jeez. Anyway-
Did you know? That Supermaaaan never maaayde any money for savin' the world from Soooooolomon Grundy. And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man
LAYK HIYM
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Post by jklinders on Aug 8, 2014 3:30:32 GMT 1
Did you know I read the above in the voice from that guy in the Crash Test Dummies?
Also, did you know the Crash Test Dummies are Canadian?
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on May 19, 2015 2:56:24 GMT 1
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Post by Mr. Glow on Feb 24, 2016 11:51:17 GMT 1
Mortdecai's on Netflix.
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