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Post by Cali on Apr 11, 2014 5:01:29 GMT 1
DID YOU KNOW
There was a guy An underwater guy who controlled the sea Got killed by ten-million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey
THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN
*Guitar solo from a thoroughly stoned Joey Santiago*
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Post by Clint Johnston on Apr 11, 2014 14:43:38 GMT 1
Did you know that Godzilla is a she?
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Apr 11, 2014 19:17:03 GMT 1
YOU ARE A GODDAMN LIAR AND A HERECTIC!
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 12, 2014 23:36:24 GMT 1
HIT IT! *uptempo Latin music starts* Did you know... "They call my Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom-chick-chicky-boom. Yes sir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street. When I start to dance ev'rything goes chick-chicky-boom-chick-chicky-boom." YES. Love it!
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Apr 13, 2014 0:56:59 GMT 1
HIT IT! *uptempo Latin music starts* Did you know... "They call my Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom-chick-chicky-boom. Yes sir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street. When I start to dance ev'rything goes chick-chicky-boom-chick-chicky-boom." Yes! I love this scene... and this song...
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Post by Clint Johnston on Apr 13, 2014 6:39:03 GMT 1
I love it too... I even merged it into skyrim as a piece of battle music. It made killing bandits even more fun.
Also think about it... the mask was Loki's. Do you think Jim Carrey will sign on to be in Avengers 2?
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Apr 19, 2014 22:57:34 GMT 1
....that Mace Windu used a purple-bladed lightsaber because Samuel L. Jackson made it a condition of his contract; no purple saber, no Samuel L. Jackson.
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Post by Cali on Apr 19, 2014 23:52:47 GMT 1
And it totally worked because purple sabers were a thing a year prior to the Phantom Menace is Star Wars: Jedi Knight. Two were dual wielded by the insane Twi'Lek dark Jedi Boc, and they were usable in multiplayer.
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Post by jklinders on Apr 20, 2014 13:03:06 GMT 1
On that note.
Did you know that Alan Rickman was begged multiple times to be in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves" and he turned it down each time until they agreed in writing to let him play The Sheriff however he wanted. in writing.
In case you didn't notice that's how actors say "fuck you." More to the point he was the only thing worth watching in that movie.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Apr 20, 2014 14:06:27 GMT 1
*loud hammy voice* "Clee-ows the gee-ayte!" "I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!" " Why a spoon, cousin?" "Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!!" Sheriff says to two serving girls: "You, my room, 10:30. You... 10:45. Bring a friend." Sheriff of Nottingham: Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it? [ Scribe nods] Sheriff of Nottingham: That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas. Alan Rickman was the best thing about that movie...
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Apr 20, 2014 15:08:14 GMT 1
Alan Rickman is one of the most brilliant actors around. I still have to say I loved him in the role of Hans Gruber in Die Hard. He just pulled off the highly-educated and sophisticated terrorist role perfectly.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Apr 20, 2014 15:55:47 GMT 1
Alan Rickman is just awesome. There's no other way to say it. Gods bless Alan Rickman. And the scene in Die Hard where he was pretending to be an American hostage when he was trying to trick Bruce Willis' character, his facial expressions and the affected American accent was hilarious... and shows off the actor's amazing talent.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Apr 23, 2014 16:27:37 GMT 1
...that Sir Christopher Lee is a legit badass? He served in Royal Air Force Intelligence and the Special Operations Executive in WWII alongside Ian Fleming. It's said that Lee's exploits helped lay the foundations of what would become James Bond. www.badassoftheweek.com/christopherlee.htmlTo add even more badassery, he's been cutting metal albums since at least 2010 in the operatic/symphonic style.
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Post by Cali on Apr 23, 2014 20:40:59 GMT 1
Did you know...
That in the Bondverse, that Bond really makes being "00" Agent look easier than it actually is. Whenever another "00" Agent appears in one of the story arcs, they either fuck up and leave it to 007 to unfuck their mess, or far more prevalently, they just end up getting clipped.
001 - Bond and some other MI-6 members talk shit about him in the novels. Apparently he's not very popular. 002 - Shot through the neck with a Golden Bullet from Francisco Scaramanga's garish golden pistol. 002b - "Accidentally" killed during a training exercise in 1987 with his buddy 004. 003a - Found dead in Siberia after Max Zorin's goons caught up with him. 003b - Captured and gunned down execution style by an Ex-KGB agent voiced by Willem Dafoe 004 - Killed in Berlin by international drug smugglers. 004b - "Accidentally" killed during a training exercise in 1987. 004c - Had a mishap with a timed explosive in Beirut, possibly winning a Darwin Award in the process. 006 - Went rogue and turned gun runner and international terrorist leader, thrown off a massive satellite antenna by 007 in Cuba, and subsequently buried by the wreckage in the uplink's destruction. 007 - He only lives twice. He has yet to squander the second. 008 - Manages to not die at all. Apparently has a reputation for being really careful and calculated to a point where even Bond mentions his envy. 009 - Killed in East Germany while dressed as a clown....... what the fu 009b and 009c - Both die in a series of graphic novels. 009d - Shoots an ex-KGB madman in the head and manages to fuck it all up by giving him a pain defusing brain injury in the process. Essentially, 009 is indirectly responsible for making him more powerful and getting even more MI-6 personnel killed. 0012 - Killed by the terrorist 009 fucked up at eliminating. 0013 - Killed by Bond after being compromised as a mole for the People's Republic of China.
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Post by jklinders on Apr 23, 2014 21:36:13 GMT 1
...that Sir Christopher Lee is a legit badass? He served in Royal Air Force Intelligence and the Special Operations Executive in WWII alongside Ian Fleming. It's said that Lee's exploits helped lay the foundations of what would become James Bond. www.badassoftheweek.com/christopherlee.htmlTo add even more badassery, he's been cutting metal albums since at least 2010 in the operatic/symphonic style. Christopher Lee is quite likely the coolest human being currently drawing breath. I knew both about his war service and the music but had oddly forgotten about the latter. It's crazy how cool that man is.
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