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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 11, 2013 23:33:21 GMT 1
I'll just come right out and say it. I don't want to blow my own trumpet. I don't want to risk appearing boastful by wasting too much time introducing this one. I really would hate to think that any part of you gets the wrong idea when I post these announcements and thinks I'm just showing off my awesome prowess. I don't want to be one of those jerks who starts every sentence with the word 'I'. I'm not like that. I'm better than that.
I beat Castlevania without using any of the glitch exploits. YES. Calm yourselves, take a moment. This is a lot to drink in. All you need to know is - Dracula's final form is hard to beat without using the holy water to stun him. Frankenstein's monster is VERY hard to beat without using holy water to stun him. And Death is ridiculous without using holy water to stun him. And I beat all three of them yesterday without using holy water. CATCH YOUR BREATH. Okay, now you may read on. I beat Frankenstein ON THE FIRST FLIPPIN' TRY. FLIP YEAH. I beat Death - DEATH, MIND YOU - on the SECOND MOTHER FLIPPIN' TRY. According to the British Library no-one has ever done this before. And I beat Dracula after like ten tries but THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. FRANKENSTEIN. No Holy water. First try. Whole game. No holy water. PERIOD.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Aug 12, 2013 1:41:30 GMT 1
Mister Buch, you are apparently very awesome! Good for you, bask in the awesomeness that is you!
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Post by Clint Johnston on Aug 12, 2013 5:51:42 GMT 1
That's odd... I could have sworn I felt a blast of hot air just then...
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 12, 2013 10:16:33 GMT 1
Lily - less of the 'apparently' please.
And Clint that was probably just residual shockwaves from the supernova of power I created I when I whipped Dracula's head off and sent it to the moon.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Aug 12, 2013 10:32:09 GMT 1
Lily - less of the 'apparently' please. And Clint that was probably just residual shockwaves from the supernova of power I created I when I whipped Dracula's head off and sent it to the moon. LOL Ok, Mister Buch... I apologise - I meant, you are most assuredly very awesome, and no other awesomeness can match up to you! (except Linders - he is the best boyfriend ever and therefore the awesomest awesome that ever awesomed) Though I have to ask, how did Dracula's head survive the trip to the moon? Would it not have turned to dust the moment you awesomely whipped it off his shoulders?
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Aug 12, 2013 11:07:18 GMT 1
You know, I felt bad for having beaten the Warcraft 3 Campaign in one day. And then I read this and i knew, at least im not as much as a nerd as Buch is.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 12, 2013 16:02:16 GMT 1
The head thing -- Dracula seems to have different rules in every version of his story. In some he turns to dust when he dies, in others his flesh fades away to reveal his bones, in some he just dies like a normal person would. And then there's things like sunlight and running water that only harm him in later versions of the story but not the original. Dracula's 'rules' are a lot like Superman's - he can die in whatever manner the author feels like. Interestingly in the novel he's killed by an ordinary knife to the gut! But in the Castlevania universe his only weakness is BUCH. Buch comes along and beats his wussy-ass rogue's gallery of monsters and then he repeatedly hits him in the head with his whip and / or spinning cross things. And when his health bar is depleted, Dracula's head gets whipped into outer space and he turns into a giant purple monster, which also gets whipped in the head, and then he and his castle crumble to dust while I laugh heartily and wave my arse at the display, hoping that he can see me from space and is crying.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Aug 12, 2013 16:30:22 GMT 1
Doesnt he kill Buch in the next game and screw over the entire family line that way? Congrats Buch, you just cursed your entire family because you antagonized Dracula.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 12, 2013 16:59:52 GMT 1
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Aug 12, 2013 18:49:48 GMT 1
Some Dinosaurs just want to see the forum burn....
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