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Post by Mister Buch on May 25, 2013 17:42:59 GMT 1
You all aren't going to believe this, but it's true. Contain yourselves people.
This is pretty serious stuff and I don't want any of you to freak out.
I beat Castlevania: Symphony of the Night today. IS THERE NO STOPPING ME? Yes there is I've been stopped lots of times BUT NOT BY DRACULA. Dracula now spends his Halloween nights staying in and watching movies about ME with the lights on and the door to the clock tower locked.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on May 25, 2013 18:55:49 GMT 1
You all aren't going to believe this, but it's true. Contain yourselves people. This is pretty serious stuff and I don't want any of you to freak out. I beat Castlevania: Symphony of the Night today. IS THERE NO STOPPING ME? Yes there is I've been stopped lots of times BUT NOT BY DRACULA. Dracula now spends his Halloween nights staying in and watching movies about ME with the lights on and the door to the clock tower locked. *bowing and kow-towing to the Amazing Mister Buch*O, Master of Castlevania! We defer to your infinite awesomeness! ;D
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Post by Mister Buch on May 25, 2013 18:59:17 GMT 1
I *am* the Master of Castlevania aren't I?
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Post by Mister Buch on May 25, 2013 19:21:48 GMT 1
Here is a re-enactment of what happens at my place almost every night:
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on May 25, 2013 21:10:39 GMT 1
You wish you had Christoffer Lee in your house every night.
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Post by Mister Buch on May 25, 2013 21:18:47 GMT 1
He wouldn't dare show his face! I'd be in there, hitting him in the head with a whip repeatedly. He wouldn't stand a chance.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on May 25, 2013 21:29:06 GMT 1
What if he whips out a light sabre and uses magic on you?
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Post by Mister Buch on May 25, 2013 21:33:00 GMT 1
Easy. Don't even know why you'd ask. Holy water. Throw it on him, it stuns him and sometimes you can keep hitting him with it forever. He never learns.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on May 27, 2013 0:21:50 GMT 1
I'll do that next time some Jehovah's witnesses come by.
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Post by Mister Buch on May 27, 2013 0:25:11 GMT 1
Better yet, play as Richter which is like a second quest after beating it, right, and then press Y while carrying the holy water. And it will RAIN HOLY WATER on them. I can't wait to try this on Dracula and point at him and laugh.
It will be like, "Dracula, I have now beaten you THREE TIMES in this one game alone, let alone Castlevania and Super Castlevania IV, and this time I'm not even doing anything, just standing here and watching you get rained on, what does that say about your life?"
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on May 27, 2013 0:27:26 GMT 1
I;m sure Bram Stoker had that in mind when he wrote that novel haha.
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Post by Mister Buch on May 27, 2013 0:40:24 GMT 1
lol!
That's a good one.
I dunno, it's just that these games are really hard and I love Dracula - so I get a real thrill when I hit him with a whip and it knocks his head off. Hard games make it feel really good when you meet the top man, find that it's Dracula, and make him die of rain as a reward for beating the game twice.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on May 27, 2013 0:48:07 GMT 1
Come back when you beat Dark Souls
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Post by Mister Buch on May 27, 2013 1:03:29 GMT 1
Not likely! I'm really bad at games. I have no patience and no reflexes. So Dark Souls is probably never going to get played round my house.
Looks great though.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on May 27, 2013 9:43:41 GMT 1
I even gave up on that game, trust me.
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