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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jul 22, 2013 12:10:24 GMT 1
Your mum.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jul 22, 2013 17:50:01 GMT 1
Is a dinosaur? Is abysmal at mathematics? You really should be more clear about your insults, Gorvar. At least this is what your mother told me last night. Incidentally, she was much more flexible than I expected.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 28, 2013 23:56:29 GMT 1
Alright you guys...I think I have been on hiatus enough dont you agree? What do you lot want me to review?
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Post by Clint Johnston on Nov 29, 2013 3:10:39 GMT 1
Pacific Rim
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Nov 29, 2013 7:30:21 GMT 1
Alright you guys...I think I have been on hiatus enough dont you agree? What do you lot want me to review? I basically handed you your Snarky Review Goldmine in Sharknado and you didn't do it. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory... kinda a French trait, no?
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 29, 2013 11:44:33 GMT 1
Well I didnt see the movie until recently you damn yankie! And Sharks aint Dinosaurs! Besides the only joke I could make about that movie is a showing you lot a clip of Street Sharks when the Sharks are jumping out of the sewers.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Nov 29, 2013 16:51:07 GMT 1
Sharks are the closest thing we have to modern-day dinos since they haven't had to evolve since the days of T-Rex, Gorv.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Nov 29, 2013 16:52:22 GMT 1
If I could, I'd do a review of Capcom's "Dino Crisis" which is basically Jurassic Park meets Resident Evil and was the first survival horror game I've ever played.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 29, 2013 21:13:51 GMT 1
Not really Jurassic Park...timetravel bullshit.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Nov 29, 2013 23:45:00 GMT 1
Either way: dinosaurs in the present due to scientific meddling. Close enough.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 30, 2013 0:32:28 GMT 1
Well if you wanan be that loose about it, FINE! But my Dinosaur story will have blackjack and hookers! You know waht, forget the science! ... SHUT UP!
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Nov 30, 2013 4:34:35 GMT 1
Will it also have a death threat tattooed on the back of an Argonian concubine?
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 30, 2013 11:12:14 GMT 1
Yes, all the concubines! Why are we talking about this?!
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Dec 2, 2013 10:24:21 GMT 1
Ya'll ready for this?
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Dec 2, 2013 13:50:07 GMT 1
Since it's being done by Disney, my expectations aren't very high.
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